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1/5/2015 8:19:37 PM
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Best Dirty pickup line?
What is the best sexual pickup line you have ever heard or said in your life?
Mine has to be:
"Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood."
English
#Offtopic
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Here's my van, get in
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1 ReplyYou've got 206 bones in your body... [spoiler]want another one?[/spoiler]
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Hey baby, you wanna come to my house? Cause I got a strap on with your name on it. ;)
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1 ReplyDo you live on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
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2 RepliesAre you sitting on the F5 key? 'Cause your ass is refreshing.
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1 ReplyHey girl, want to do math? Add a bed, subtract our clothing, divide your legs and multiply?
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Not dirty but... Hey baby, let's make a petition to remove the letters J-T from the alphabet so U and I can be together
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1 ReplyDid you fall from heaven? Because your face is FUKED UP
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8 RepliesYou can ALWAYS pick up chicks in a tank
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4 Replies[i] [/i]
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2 Replies"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you" It works 100% of the time
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ME:.hey how do you spell me GIRL: uhhh.. M. E. ME: you for got the D GIRL: THERE IS NO D IN ME. ME: BUT IF YOU WANT I CAN MAKE HAPPEN
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I got the nasty in my taxi You need a lift? [spoiler]You can sit between the backseat and my dick[/spoiler]
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My ears are cold. Can I use your legs as earmuffs?
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[quote]What is the best sexual pickup line you have ever heard or said in your life? Mine has to be: "Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood."[/quote]
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Hey girl... Why don't you and me go back to my place and lounge on my porch ;^)
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This thread is fkn hilarious!
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2 RepliesGuy "Hey" Girl "I have a boyfriend" Guy "I have a math test" Girl "What?" Guy "I thought we were listing things we could cheat on"
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1 ReplyAre you a waitress?, cause I want to put a tip in your box.
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1 ReplyFûck me if I'm wrong, but you want to have sex with me don't you?
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1 ReplyHey girl, are you a steriod? Girl: awwww cause I make you stronger? Nope, cause I inject you in my butt and you make my penis smaller.
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Edited by d 6d7565727465: 2/14/2015 10:05:39 PMI lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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Hey girl can I call you dirt? I'm looking for somewhere to plant my seeds. [spoiler]best in all the wrong ways[/spoiler]
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Bump.
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I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are.
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2 RepliesAre your legs made of nutella? Cuz id love to spread them
