This thread is inspired by another: view original post
DeeJ said the following in the thread linked above: [quote]If I made you a Ninja with the sole task of moving stuff around, would you promise to serve the community and never troll someone again?[/quote]
DeeJ I regret to inform you that the poster of that topic is not me, but one of my admirers. I am sorry for the confusion I may have indirectly caused. (even though I am quite amused.) But I will answer your question anyway even if it was offered in jest. If you offered to make me a moderator, I would probably turn it down because it would be a very polarizing decision, and I fear the kind of person I would become if given such a status. But if you insisted and offered to give us the game we were advertised and shown that the devs listen to feedback instead of viewing us as open-wallets, then I might have reconsidered.
To address your comment about my "trolling", I am sure you've heard of the philosophy that you should never order somebody to do something you would never do yourself. I believe that if you had promoted me, you (bungie as a company) should hold yourself to this philosophy and stop trolling users with your duplicity. When I "troll" people, the worst that happens is that I cause them to waste a few minutes of their time. When you (bungie ) troll people with your lies, you cause them to waste money on a poor investment. In a time where the economy is failing and people are suffering, that sort of mendacity is worse than anything I posted.
I don't even think of myself as a troll, but as a prankster who uses satire to prove a point. Before Destiny was released, I wanted to entertain people by posting the most elaborately stupid ideas possible. Sure there was anger, but people were genuinely amused by them. When Destiny was released, everybody was disappointed including me. I bought into Bungie's word that the game would get better and more new content would be released, but sadly you guys still continued to disappoint.
You guys made a series of baffling decisions and I called you out on them in a manner that was both satirical and tragic. The reason people got angry is because the truth is as controversial as euthanasia, only with less death and more screaming. Now, you probably will see a decrease in my satirical threads not because I feel guilt in posting them, but because your company keeps making the same mistakes. I'm running out of material to work with. And quite frankly, I took the route your devs took when they released the game: I stopped caring. I'm eager to see if you respond to this thread, but I know it would look bad for your PR if you did, so you probably won't.
By the way, I hope you enjoyed your holidays. You of all people needed a break from the blithering buffoonery that is bungie.net. ^_____________^
Edit: apparently some people think I have hostility towards DeeJ. This is not the case. I've always understood that he is just the messenger. My gripe is with those in charge of DeeJ.
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Cheers.
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1 ReplyFor someone who post a decent amount, you don't play a lot of destiny do you? I was jw.
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This is funny.
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2 RepliesLong face, when did you attach your destiny profile to your Bungie account? If you are the real Long face...! (Dramatic music)
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54 Replies"A failing economy..." Have you checked the stock market lately??? We are not in a failing economy! As for the game...it's awesome! Stop whining about all the things that were promised to the consumer, unless you got something in writing!
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Long face what's good mane
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100% agree with you.
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So many salty destikids in here it is amazing. Keep it up longface
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9 RepliesYou typed all that about a game... No life
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1 ReplyHappy Birthday LongFace!
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Well I guess I'm on Longface's side. He's funny and he's got great arguments. I also really appreciate and respect Deej for all the stuff he's gotta put up with and he's done a lot. I'm tired of being a desticle and just telling myself and everyone else to enjoy the game. I love destiny and I'm gonna play it until it's dead. Stands like this need to be made and Longface did it in the proper manner. He's even given honest feedback before. I wish we weren't so in the dark even after all the feedback we give.
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2 RepliesIs it bad that I enjoyed waiting for this game to be released more than I do playing it?
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Instead of giving support for how Bungie hasn't f**ked us over you just insult him with "no life" and "loser". You fanboys really convinced me! People who are capable of thinking: 1 Misguided sheep: 0
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3 RepliesHow do you hold so much weight in this community.? Not saying some of your content isn't humorous but obviously your well followed or admired.. Maybe it's the unique name you've chosen or the fact that you are always bashing DEEJ or the game itself. Anyways guess it's pretty to cool to get an offer from someone at bungie.
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You people are ridiculous.
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Why the long face ;)
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6 RepliesCouldn't agree more with this post. However, to the little p***k who called him cancer. Really dude? Cancer is one of the worst diseases in history and calling someone cancer shows how much of a low life u are. You should be embarrassed and ashamed for calling someone cancer based of their own opinion. May you rest in piece dude... Cause that's where you belong, in the ground. Don't ever call someone cancer... Totally childish, disrespectful and out right wrong.
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Oh god. DeeJ get rekt.
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1 ReplyWhy are you still here?
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4 RepliesWho is long face?
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In the modern day of the meta trolls who truly use satire for the betterment of society, they get played off as the bad guy who speaks I'll of a subject while most miss the subtext and the general point... The problem with trolling is the majority off people can't read between the lines and the message gets lost but I applaud anyone who actually tries to give people a laugh while also drawing attention to things needing to be addressed. From one troll to another, pay the fare to cross the bridge.
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2 RepliesWhat's sad is, is that long face is right.. [spoiler]but that's none of my business *sips tea*[/spoiler]
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Gotta agree with Longface on this one sadly. As much as I hate trolls he proves a point this time
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