There is a direct correlation between what Xur brings and the community.
The quality of items Xur brings each weekend is directly related to the power of the Destiny community's dance. The more people dance and the longer they dance the more it appeases Xur. Dancing increasing Xur's spirit to bring us better better items.
Think about what Xur brought early on in the game and what the community was doing! That is right... We were dancin' and Xur brough Gjallahorn and Ice Breaker.
Come on community. Keep the dance going! Stopping by the tower.... Dance! Patrolling... Dance! Crucible and owning... Dance! Fighting Crota or Atheon... Dance like you mean it!
Upload screen shots of dancing with something awesome going on in the background. It will encourage Xur to bring Gjallarhorn and Ice Breaker!
Dance Gaurdians, dance!!!
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Shut up and go away.
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How about you stop complaining, and play when Xür isn't here. People can do what they want.
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I love the makeshift satire tag. xD So many people are butthurt, it's kinda funny.
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Shut up Meg
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Satire idiots
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Edited by SkintightJeebers: 1/6/2015 11:23:15 PMI know you're attempting satire, but you know there's more to satire than trolling and calling people douchebags, right?... Muted [spoiler]S[/spoiler] [spoiler]A[/spoiler] [spoiler]T[/spoiler] [spoiler]You're a douchebag[/spoiler] [spoiler]made you look[/spoiler] [spoiler]did it again[/spoiler]
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[b]you are still a dumbass troll[/b] oops guess I'm not as good as being cryptic.
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Where's the #Satire?
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I'll raid all I want. I can count my exotics on one hand and not fill it up.
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the s was hard to find to all who dont see it. He is spelling out [b]satire[/b] with the randomly bold letters in his post. Also in edit 3 he spells out [b]idiot[/b]
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This is my favorite hidden tag ever.
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I have only bought two shards, and that was on the first week
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I have 42 <3
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Bye Felicia
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You sir, are a jackanapes. I call shenanigans on your bald-faced lies.
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Its either somebody complaining about something legit/not legit or somebody posting stupid spam like this
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Lol...
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Shut up meg
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Dummies gonna dumb
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Edited by NoVaB6: 1/6/2015 10:07:55 PMWell, screw off. I killed Crota myself and earned me a Gjallahorn. If it was really candy from a kid, I dont care and like the taste of it. Edit: lol sorry 'bout that I feel stupid now. I see the bolded letters... I can imagine why you did that (because of people like me)
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I spent all 63 of my strange coins Saturday because of this post. SUCK IT #pwned
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I don't give a flying Rare Engram. You want Exotics? You -blam-ing save up your Strange Coins and -blam-ing BUY them like any normal person! You don't -blam-ing stalk the Crucible matches waiting for a drop like a Homeless person with a tin cup, you -blam-ing get off your ass and work for it. I'm spending ALL of my Strange coins to buy a Shard in spite of you, AND an Exotic Engram.
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Who the hell cares?
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I farted
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I do believe a limited number of exotics is given out per day per geographical land mass but I don't think 1 aspect of the game affects another.