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Edited by Homeless Alex:
1/6/2015 1:56:51 AM
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How to tell a Christmas noob from a veteran
Simple 4 words...
[b][i][u]"Who's Randal the Vandal?"[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]"What's a loot cave?"[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]"Why can you disturb those remains?"[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]"How come the nightfall is so hard"[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]What do I do with ship blueprints[/u][/i][/b]
My all time favorite:
[b][i][u]but I saw a video, can't we just push him off?[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]What's an oracle[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]Wow the cryptarch is awesome (after getting one lucky engram)[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]Where can I buy the vex mythoclast[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]CAN I TRADE FOR YOUR THORN (kid asked me this the other day after I busted him in the crucible)[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]Anyone who uses the murmur in PvP or PvE basically. (Welfare weapon) LOTS OF CONTROVERSY ON THIS ONE SO I RETRACT WHAT I SAID IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A NOOB BUT IT IS INDEED A WELFARE WEAPON[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]People who are very eager about getting our stocking stuffer presets from bungie (and posting it on the forums)[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]While inside the relic the noob says "I'll use my rockets"....[/u][/i][/b]
Holy crap 1000+ comments!!
Keep the comments coming guys :)
English
#Destiny
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Just...look at their grimoire
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3 Repliesbtw i'm not a Christmas Noob, as you can see..
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5 RepliesThey go on Crucible level 3-10
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Grimoire score
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7 RepliesThese Christmas noobs will know who I am soon enough... I am plotting my revenge at this very moment
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7 RepliesI'm a veteran and I've never understood Randal the vandal meme
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Check their played time...... Oh look 4 words.
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27 RepliesCheesing level 26 strikes, come on, I mean, come on. I've seen some vets do this too, shame on you! Phogoth from the back room and Aksor from the cliff, Aksor! C'mon, man! - Chris Carter style.
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When a lvl 11 try's to help with first part of VoG as he passes by
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3 RepliesEdited by Lonewolf Dusk: 12/29/2014 9:48:06 PMHow awesome would it be if Randal the Vandal was the final boss in The House of Wolves DLC? He would look exactly the same but be the size of Crota with double the life bar.
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2 RepliesA veteran doesn't think twice about trying to melee the celebrant of Oryx to death.
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Grimoir
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http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/88172747/0/0
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1 ReplyWatching them try to jump on platforms they clearly cannot make due to not unlocking double jump. I just laugh cause I did the same thing before I knew about unlocking it....
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They don't have really bood gear that xur sold later in the game
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5 RepliesIve been playing since release and I don't know who randal the vandal is, or if it ever came up, I just didn't care. And I also don't know why you can disturb those remains. I touch it for fun whenever I pass by to see if something special happens, but it never does. I know what loot caves are, nightfall isn't hard, and I've been killing the templar legit since forever. seriously, having someone stand in his teleport spot isn't rocket science.
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When they see you blink and they're completely baffled!
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"What's the Vault of Glass?" Is generally the one I hear from them most often lol
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Low grimoire scores?
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Grimoire
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12 RepliesGrim score. It relates directly to play time.
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3 RepliesWait, why CAN i disturb the remains? Is it one of those things you shouldnt question and just go with. Im not new I've rented the game twice and i just got it for Christmas so ive had it before Christmas
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10 RepliesEdited by Munsonator89: 12/29/2014 11:33:40 PMDoing phogoth strike and they only shoot him in the head.
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"What's an oracle?"
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4 RepliesWho's Randal the Vandal? Seriously I'm a so-called "Christmas Noob" and I need to know.
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Edited by Mr Pillow: 12/30/2014 6:56:04 PM[b][i][u]fireteam leader a found a cheessssst!!![/u][/i][/b]
