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Edited by Homeless Alex:
1/6/2015 1:56:51 AM
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How to tell a Christmas noob from a veteran
Simple 4 words...
[b][i][u]"Who's Randal the Vandal?"[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]"What's a loot cave?"[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]"Why can you disturb those remains?"[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]"How come the nightfall is so hard"[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]What do I do with ship blueprints[/u][/i][/b]
My all time favorite:
[b][i][u]but I saw a video, can't we just push him off?[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]What's an oracle[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]Wow the cryptarch is awesome (after getting one lucky engram)[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]Where can I buy the vex mythoclast[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]CAN I TRADE FOR YOUR THORN (kid asked me this the other day after I busted him in the crucible)[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]Anyone who uses the murmur in PvP or PvE basically. (Welfare weapon) LOTS OF CONTROVERSY ON THIS ONE SO I RETRACT WHAT I SAID IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A NOOB BUT IT IS INDEED A WELFARE WEAPON[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]People who are very eager about getting our stocking stuffer presets from bungie (and posting it on the forums)[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i][u]While inside the relic the noob says "I'll use my rockets"....[/u][/i][/b]
Holy crap 1000+ comments!!
Keep the comments coming guys :)
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Ayyy lmao
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1 ReplyI don't understand the remains comment all others are spot on, any enlightenment?
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1 ReplySomeone actually asked me "what are oracles" when I explained how to kill atheon yesterday... I didn't know whether to laugh or cry
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That level 5s rule iron banner
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What's queens wrath?
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4 RepliesI bet no one remembers that ascendant shards and energies were rare
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2 RepliesIt's almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
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Edited by Razor Ramon: 1/5/2015 3:14:00 PMAnd what are you some casual still playing the same game? Ive played several games since this came out and just recently started playing again. Probably play another week then back to other games. Probably wont come back till comet but probably not even then if its going to cost more than $1
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grimoire
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Anyone ever used a banana as a substitute for easier accesd
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i saw a post on the vog recruitment section asking for 5 31's who know how to shoot the little red orb thingys at atheon lol
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Grimore score also helps. They didn't have time to get over 2k like the rest of us
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12 RepliesEdited by achwassolls: 12/29/2014 8:01:02 PM1. xmas noobs haven't even nearly enough Ascendant materials to get to lvl 31. 2. xmas noobs aren't running around with Icebrakers and gjallarhorns and exotic/raid armor 3. xmas noobs are (mostly) on lvl 24-26 by the time of this posting 4. you can stalk them on destinytracker.com and laugh at their vanguard rank 1
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Grimoire score is a fairly decent indicator for the time being, anything below 1500-1600 is probably a Christmas noob. The Grimoire score doesn't mean crap about skill but it does sort of relate to time played. So yeah I'm going with that.
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Hours played lol
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1 ReplyDead easy to spot Simple question, who is Paul the thrall? That's a big give away
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Grimore Not the best but a good idea
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Vanguard gear....?
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If they don't remember tiger man
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5 RepliesAnyone remember almost getting a race of Cat people?
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3 Replies(Crota end raid finder) Need 5 more for full crota raid. NO blaming noobs. MUST HAVE G HORN and ICE BREAKER MUST BE 31 + Have experience Add (insert douchey here) 15 min later..... Hey why do these lamps keep exploding in my face?
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7 RepliesEdited by Smokedoutsquirl: 12/31/2014 9:46:39 PMIve had the game since day 1. Forgive me if i seem stupid but whos randal the vandal?
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Grimoire
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10 RepliesIve played since launch but dont understand the blue prints thing. I got one but was so confused..?
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7 RepliesGrim score is a pretty good way to tell.
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What's this green shit on the ground *confluxes in VOG*
