Bungie, you guys have made some pretty shitsmear, absolutely f***tarded Exotic decisions that have only lately been redeemed and improved upon. Thorn was just a big monster dildo that reloaded at the speed of tectonic plate movement... Super Good Advice's best advice was to set that shit on fire and get the Ascendant Energy, etc. etc.
But you guys have pulled most of those out of the gutter. F***ed over a few once-golden Exotics in the process (Red Death) but you've more or less fixed the bulk of them. Except for Universal Remote. A mediocre shotgun that takes up both your Exotic and Primary weapon slots to give you the option of not using your favorite rifle so you can use a shitty pump-action. I thought it was easily The Worst Weapon Of The Game, hands down. Until...
[b]...a challenger has appeared![/b]
NO LAND BEYOND, folks! This thing performs like dogshit no matter what the application. You want an ammo capacity so pathetic that you'll run out of shells constantly in PvE? You got it. How about sights that block your entire f***ing screen but only a point as small as a mosquito's dickhole is actually your target area? Done. What about a bolt-action animation that breaks target acquisition after each shot, and is slower than a tortoise pleasuring itself? You better believe it. How about an Exotic sniper that takes up your primary slot but is outperformed by green-rarity sniper rifles you'd pick up at level 6 in the Crucible? Then this is your new weapons.
No Land Beyond.... for when you just have to be the jackass in the group telling the rest of his friends "I just want to chaaaallenge myself!" confidently, before everyone rolls their eyes and gets the party leader to kick you out of the f***ing raid for being a hipster twat.
No Land Beyond... the Exotic Shard that costs 17 Strange Coins from Xur. :P
Why does this festering chunk of shit with a trigger even exist?
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I need no land beyond in year 2 just for the fact that it's extremely fun to use.
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50 RepliesYoull be kicked for inactivity before you fire the 2nd shot
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It can still one shot you across the map.
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Was wondering why I had this in my favourites, now I remember. Never let this die.
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Bumped for lolz
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1 ReplyAltho I may not completely agree but this made me lol real good. Your a poet OP.
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2 RepliesNo such thing as a bad gun just a bad player not calling you a bad player I won rumble with this gun with help of fusion rifle
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1 ReplyThe name of this gun should be changed to "Beyond No Man's Land" because you have to be patient to have this gun work and 95% of the people don't have the patience to use it other than crota.
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I could probably shoot Skolas 180 times with a Black Hammer before No-Land Beyond got a shot off
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Edited by ZephyrShockwave: 7/19/2015 3:59:27 AMThis is too funny
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1 Reply[quote]a mosquitos dick hole[/quote] Oh my god, someone revive me because I'm DEAD
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If you don't suck at the game you can make the NLB look OP.
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Haven't laughed this hard at a post yet, great job!
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This post should be illegal to read from the amount of lolz it emitted from me. Its 3 in the morning and I almost got my ass beat from getting so close to waking up my siblings from the abnormal fart laughs that were leaving my mouth. [spoiler] thanks man this was [i] truly[/i] hilarious[/spoiler]
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This has got to be the greatest post of all time Please make one for Dreg's Promise. That weapon blows just as much
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Yes and No. I do like to think it should have more Reserve ammo. preferably at least 3 clips total reserve. Armor with "Increase Special Ammo" need to work on it. Bolt Action could be sped up a tad, and the sights could use some minor tweaking. Aside from that its not too bad.
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4 RepliesThis is hilarious, I read it in a high pants fast talking 1920's dialect.
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2 RepliesIts perk is the master for a reason. If you have no past experience with iron sights than you have to master it. Its only viable in pvp. I went 26 and 11 on control strictly using nlb and, you know what? Getting all the hate mail after, because everyone saw they got killed by nlb, priceless and hilarious
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There is one player called DeniedDog that uses no land in maps like anomaly and gets above a 3kd against good players.... He says its a great gun, that -blam!-ing guy got skill
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People need to realise that it is strictly designed for PvP. And in PvP it wrecks face. Therefore the gun is solid. Same goes for universal remote only to a lesser extent.
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No Land Beyond on the other hand. Ugh... I can't find a use for it in which any other Sniper would not make it redundant. The only situation I can imagine any use for it is if Sniping is all you do, and you're a legend Sniper; you could then go into Crucible with No Land Beyond and another Sniper Rifle equipped and piss off many people.
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4 RepliesA clan friend recently ran the Crota raid, from start to finish using this weapon. Far from being a festering chunk of excrement, the weapon proved very useful. Buoyed by this revelation, I plan on running Crota's End with The Devil You Don't, I will keep you posted on the results! This also begs the question, are you good because you are good? Or, are you only good, because of the weapon in your hand? I, as some others, feel that we are good, because we are good, and capable enough to use weapons, which most other average guardians would turn their nose up at.
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Just be happy you didn't get it six times in one week
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