People with three different classes need to stop cheating. They decided to circumvent the reward system by making sure they always get a piece of armor they can use from an engram.
For example, say someone with three different classes goes to Xûr and buys an Exotic helmet engram on their Warlock, hoping for Obsidian Mind. Instead, they get the Helm of Saint-14. No problem! They can store it in their vault and pick it up on their Titan. It totally ruins the RNG system Bungie worked so hard on putting in the game.
Need another example? Alright, fine. Say they do the Nightfall on their Hunter and get the Heart of Praxic Fire. Never fear! They can store it in their vault so that their Warlock can pick it up. Instead of having a poor week at the Nightfall and sharding their piece they cheat and use the system so that they will always get a viable reward with armor.
Another example is needed to convince the people. Fear not, I am back with another. Say you're on a Titan and you get an upgrade package from the Vanguard. Inside, you see a Legendary! However, it is for a Warlock. Now, an honest person shards it and realizes their misfortune. But these people? They put it in their vault so that their Warlocks who might not have the Commendations/Rank/Marks can use it! This is an outrage.
How long will Bungie let this atrocity continue before they patch it?
[b]Edit[/b]: So much butthurt from the cheaters on three different classes getting called out.
[b]Edit 2[/b]: The "There's three character slots for a reason!" Argument comes up pretty often. I'm not sure if you're aware, but its clearly for each of the three races.
[spoiler]Spoiler back in. Guys I really shouldn't need a #satire. It should be obvious I'm poking fun at people who say others with three of the same character are cheating.
Note: neither one is cheating any more than the other
Spoiler edit: 540 replies? Daaaamn guys
Spoiler Edit 2: Damn, 1000+ replies? Not even sure how to react to this. Hope everyone who got it had a laugh.[/spoiler]
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You're a tool
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Haha this made me laugh
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1 ReplyLol "its obviously for the three races" duh. I read that so sarcastically.
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I...I....I think (hope) you're kidding..
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1 ReplyI sense much troll in you.
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This is brilliant. Well done I say to you, sir. Well done. Lol
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#Satire #Regardless
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1 ReplySo having 3 of the same characters is cheating. Having 1 of each character is also cheating. ...potato
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Ah satire
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For clarification. Those taking it seriously are dumb.
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Lol, I knew what this was as soon as I read the 1st line. Ppl are dumb.
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4 RepliesSatire in the wrong environment is a bad idea. You just come off as an idiot. If you want to write satire work for the Onion.
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6 RepliesYou're a moron lol. Seriously. I award you zero points and everyone in the room is now stupider for having heard you speak. May God have mercy on your soul.
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Edited by ssepulcherr: 12/26/2014 5:49:14 AMDon't worry. I have 3 Warlocks and they're all different Races. Like you said. So I'm not cheating right? Fuqqin Knobhead. Sorry we don't care for the other two classes you Dlckmunch. We progress faster than you because we chose to play differently. Whenever I get an Exotic I can't use I get a Shard without spending 7 Coins. What are you? 8? I cheated because I play the game different than you? Kill yourself, m8. #reversesatire
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I didnt need to read the spoiler to realize this is a satire thread, people just want to get mad.
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is this a joke?? stop being ridiculous
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Bitchney spears.
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its so obvious with 3 races and 3 slots.....duhhhh!!!!!! btw having 3 of the same class is brilliant. you can allways do the higher lvl stuff and farm because the rng is total shit, with all 3 toons. thinking outside the box is all ways best. if i got a raid token for each boss and could turn that token in for the weapon/gear i Actually Need, then i would not need 3 of the same class.
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I laughed so hard that I fell out of my chair and face planted into my girlfriends boobs then got slapped
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1 ReplyWeak, weak troll. 3/10
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"The RNG system Bungie worked so hard to put in the game" I lol'ed
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Lol I love posts that people can't figure out are just jokes and start raging away at oil
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Edited by Kyrog69: 12/26/2014 3:11:21 AMI'll do what I want when I want and I want to have 3 characters while I play in my underwear it ain't nothin' but a thang also why the -blam!- do you give two -blam!-s about what the -blam!- we do with this -blam!-en game. -blam!- you're going all kinds of stupid.
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Damn, I'm a cheater Bungie pls don't ban me. ):
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1 ReplyNo, you didn't need a satire hashtag. But I seriously don't understand why people care how other people are playing the game. Play with 3 of the same class. Play with all 3 classes. Buy your exotics. Find your exotics. Use the Suros. Use shotguns and fusion rifles. Do what the heck you want to do in this game. Nobody else should give a crap. You could cheat and glitch and cheese and take performance enhancing drugs all day and earn every exotic and legendary item in the game.... And it wouldn't make any difference to anybody else's game. Except for maybe iron banner. But idgaf.
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Bahhhhhhhhhhhh your mom is cheating