All you smooth 'men' with your baby faces, all you whiny little snotnosed kids, all you women out there that are waiting for Bungie to add beards to the game so you can finally feel like real men: YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!
I've EARNED my beard, cultivated it, loved it, cared for it. I keep it clean and neat, and in return it grants me masculinity and more pussy than Charlie Sheen gets on a saturday night (He IS beardless, after all).
And now you just want to come on this game and just get a beard for free!? No. Beards are EARNED, not gotten for doing nothing.
All you hairless freeloaders will never understand: the true beard is on the INSIDE, and that can never be faked.
I salute the TRUE beards of Destiny. You are welcome in my fireteam at all times. Beard on!
*Edit* Yes, I do support Exo beards, as long as the player behind the beard is a true man!
Edit 2:
Here are the beard tiers:
Tier -1: Women and children. And beardless 'men'
Tier 0: Light stubble: open to all, even those of tier -1 so they can have a taste of the bearded life.
Tier 1: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131130154248/thor/images/a/a6/Chris-Hemsworth-2.jpg
Tier 2: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TTUeAIeR8wI/AAAAAAAAI0M/Ed3GUuzkP4Q/s1600/brad+pitt+beard.jpg
Tier 3: http://usaswimming.org/_Rainbow/images/_Club%20Swimmers/Pascale-Beard.jpg
Tier 4: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5a/70/4d/5a704d42f0fb5d29bcc213cbd3ba57d5.jpg
Tier 5: http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gandalf-ianmckellen-p.jpg
Tier 6: http://cdn.instructables.com/FS9/HQP8/FMZADCXN/FS9HQP8FMZADCXN.LARGE.jpg
Edit 3: I say we need a seperate playlist as well: Vanguard Beard strikes! Level 30 strikes where droprates are upped.
Edit 4: new word! Beardsome. It means Awesome and handsome all in one package.
Edit 5: military personal is being oppressed! Beards are not allowed. Thus, everyone on the military (or in a profession where beards are oppressed) shall have access to up to Tier 2 beards.
Edit 6: for the people wondering: I myself am at Tier 3.
Edit: 7: We're trending! I bow my beard at you fine folks.
Edit 8: Seeing all of you reporting in, in all of your bearded glory, has warmed my heart and my beard. I love you, Guardians!
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Screw Beards I'm A Kid I Shall Remain Bald And Shiny!
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Vanguard beard strikes! Truly an epic task. I imagine level 40 shanks, thralls, and dregs destroying everything.
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In between a 4 and a 5. About to make a beard clan. Word up
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Im usually rocking a tier 3, but its a family tradition to shave if you kill an elk each year. (we all have beards) Got one on nov. 4th, so im creeping back. around a tier 2 now.
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If the age polls that pop on here are generally correct, then I appear to have a beard older than a lot of people on the forums. I remember the day when I used to say, "I have three grey hairs. Let me try and find them." Now, though, I say "I may have three brown hairs, but I am not sure where they are." Would not be so bad if the hair on my head followed suit, but no - just as brown as it ever was (albeit thinning a bit in the back - I don't see it without two mirrors and squinting, though, so I pretend that is not the case). I have gone as much as Tier 4, but I like it neat. Try to stay closer to Tier 3, personally. Only time it goes away is when I have to interview for a position, but I've not done that for my last two rounds. It adds to the "grizzled engineer" persona.
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Edited by HuckleberyFN2187: 12/24/2014 4:42:14 PMthis is how you do it www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZB8HRrJ0KM
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Tier 2 beard reporting in. I fully support your movement. I'm also quiet jealous of ur tier 3 hardware, I'm working hard to level up but my beard just gets longer and not thicker:(
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Edited by Cypher02xd: 12/24/2014 4:37:53 PMWhat about those of us who rock a Tony Stark type of facial hair? I have to keep it somewhat clean cut for work and can't grow my beard out anymore. It's been to tier 2 in the past when I was working in the shops.
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Tier 3, working on that 4. After 37 years on this rock, I am able to grow a fine beard.
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Tier 2 but it's only a month or so old tier 3 here I come and don't worry male squeakers u will be real men soon haha ;p
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Tier 2 here, closing in on tier 3
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I'm on Tier Two, I just don't want to keep grinding out tiers. It takes me forever to hit tier 3, and I can just reset my progress and quickly level back up in a week or two.
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I agree with everything you say Except, I shaved mine off yesterday after months of hard manipulation, getting the right perfected angles It's gone man. It's gone
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Here, here!
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A beard is not just for Christmas
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Wow my chin has a tier two, almost tier three beard. I'm so happy for it! Rest of my face is a SLACKER!
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Edited by nolan120: 12/24/2014 4:00:13 PMI can't have a beard because of my job...it interferes with the seal on my SCBA mask.
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Tier 3 here, we must prevail until there is nothing left of the man, and there is only beard!!!
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I'm in the military so I'm not allowed to grow out a beard :(
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Tier 3 reporting in
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Tier -1, Tier 0 if I have a few days off. Unless I get a month of leave (or go SOF [fat -blam!-in chance]) I can't grow one. So sad.
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Actually the way you get a beard is by doing nothing.
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I'm at tier one and want to move up to four but don't want my beard to look like straight pubes like most peoples do, how do I do this?
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Didn't UBL have a beard? I have no idea what your post is about, but random chicken scratch like this is why I don't read these posts.
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Courtesy of the band "The Beards" if you have not heard of them and are a beard fan. GET WITH IT.. I pledge my life and my family's lives If I shave off this beard then take a knife to my wife Take a gun to my son and my two beardless mums You may slay me this day if I shave it away I live my life as a bearded man If you see me shave strike me down where I stand I will try to comply and I'll never ask why If I dare touch a hair may I never be spared Yes! I make this pledge Yes yes yes The bearded pledge And by this growth I will take an oath I swear I will go by the bearded code Spread the word I'll be heard I will not be deterred I'll be clear they will hear that I really like beards Defend my beard in every situation And I'll talk about beards in every conversation I'll be loud I'll be proud I'll be always devout If I'm not then you've got to have me killed on the spot Whoa! That's the bearded code Whoa-oh-oh The bearded code And yes I make this pledge Yes yes yes The bearded pledge I proclaim from this day to live the bearded way Have a beard all the time no matter what they say Shake the hand of a man who's in a bearded band I'll adhere all my years to having a beard Hey! That's the bearded way And whoa-oh-oh I'll live the bearded code And yes I will make this pledge Yes yes yes The bearded pledge
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Tier 4 here.