All you smooth 'men' with your baby faces, all you whiny little snotnosed kids, all you women out there that are waiting for Bungie to add beards to the game so you can finally feel like real men: YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!
I've EARNED my beard, cultivated it, loved it, cared for it. I keep it clean and neat, and in return it grants me masculinity and more pussy than Charlie Sheen gets on a saturday night (He IS beardless, after all).
And now you just want to come on this game and just get a beard for free!? No. Beards are EARNED, not gotten for doing nothing.
All you hairless freeloaders will never understand: the true beard is on the INSIDE, and that can never be faked.
I salute the TRUE beards of Destiny. You are welcome in my fireteam at all times. Beard on!
*Edit* Yes, I do support Exo beards, as long as the player behind the beard is a true man!
Edit 2:
Here are the beard tiers:
Tier -1: Women and children. And beardless 'men'
Tier 0: Light stubble: open to all, even those of tier -1 so they can have a taste of the bearded life.
Tier 1: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131130154248/thor/images/a/a6/Chris-Hemsworth-2.jpg
Tier 2: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TTUeAIeR8wI/AAAAAAAAI0M/Ed3GUuzkP4Q/s1600/brad+pitt+beard.jpg
Tier 3: http://usaswimming.org/_Rainbow/images/_Club%20Swimmers/Pascale-Beard.jpg
Tier 4: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5a/70/4d/5a704d42f0fb5d29bcc213cbd3ba57d5.jpg
Tier 5: http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gandalf-ianmckellen-p.jpg
Tier 6: http://cdn.instructables.com/FS9/HQP8/FMZADCXN/FS9HQP8FMZADCXN.LARGE.jpg
Edit 3: I say we need a seperate playlist as well: Vanguard Beard strikes! Level 30 strikes where droprates are upped.
Edit 4: new word! Beardsome. It means Awesome and handsome all in one package.
Edit 5: military personal is being oppressed! Beards are not allowed. Thus, everyone on the military (or in a profession where beards are oppressed) shall have access to up to Tier 2 beards.
Edit 6: for the people wondering: I myself am at Tier 3.
Edit: 7: We're trending! I bow my beard at you fine folks.
Edit 8: Seeing all of you reporting in, in all of your bearded glory, has warmed my heart and my beard. I love you, Guardians!
-
Say my name.
-
I believe that military should be in whichever tier they wish, considering that you wouldn't even have a right to a beard with out them.
-
Longest I've gotten so far is about a 1.5, but at age 22, that's not too bad
-
I'm tier 4 working on tier 5 and I do believe we should have beards in destiny I have female characters cos I can't have a male character without a beard!
-
22 years old. My beard turned 1 year last month. It is a true beauty. My lady is with me because of it. I know that's why and frankly, I'm ok with it. Twitter.com/acuddlypanda
-
I've been keeping mine at tier 3. May soon go for tier 4.
-
I'm at tier 2 going for a solid tier 5
-
40 yrs old and rocking the tier 2. my wife LOVES it
-
Had to cut of my 9 inch long beard to go look for a better job, 5 months of growth how I miss stroking it like a wise man
-
A man who can not or will not (not including military (been there no fun), firefighters, police, or any other job that keeps the beards suppressed) can not and should not be trusted! See much like the ginger beardless men have no souls and will steal yours if given that chance. However! Keep a watchful eye out for those beard imposters. You can spot them by the patchyness of their so called "beards"
-
Tier 4 with long hair too. I work in corporate and still get the "shave" talk once a year. However, I can cosplay Khal Drogo without a fake beard/ponytail!
-
Lost it on tier 6.
-
W.T.F? LOL
-
Tier 1. Im as good looking as the guy on the pic as well.
-
Where does a handlebar mustache put me?
-
Do mustaches have any room to talk? Or did child molesters kinda ruin that for everybody?
-
People that have beards also have baby faces when shaved. I admit im 20 years old and cant grow a beard. But i look older than my older brother who has a nice beard. I am a prime example that you can look older without a beard. A lot of people mistook me for 23 or 24 when i was 19...
-
Edited by Fa11enFenex: 12/24/2014 6:46:51 PMI'm prohibited by work to have a brawny beard (firefighter, epic beard would get in the way of a scba mask seal).... Glad you put in the amendment for an honorary tier 2. #beardsunite
-
Is there a hidden tier 7 for a magic beard, I mean even old saint nicks got one for that Christmas spirit ;) [url]https://smartstopselfstorage.com/media/19026.jpg[/url]
-
Tier 1 for maybe 20 years. Plus a crewcut. Easiest maintained head in the world. Daily neck shave, that's it. Every couple of weeks I go on the back deck with electric clippers with a #1 guard and run it all over my face and head until hair stops falling. Boom. Groomed. Take off the guard and tidy up the edges. Haven't paid for a haircut in 15 years. A set of electric clippers cost 15 bucks.
-
"Tier -1" Lost it.
-
i wish i was allowed but the money i make far outweighs the need for facial hair. i still chop wood and own fire arms. drink whisky clean and gut animals. i am still more man than most. its a sad thing that men are not manly any more.
-
Tier 2 here. Love my beard!
-
Tier 3 reporting in.
-
Right on brotherrr
-
Screw Beards I'm A Kid I Shall Remain Bald And Shiny!