All you smooth 'men' with your baby faces, all you whiny little snotnosed kids, all you women out there that are waiting for Bungie to add beards to the game so you can finally feel like real men: YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!
I've EARNED my beard, cultivated it, loved it, cared for it. I keep it clean and neat, and in return it grants me masculinity and more pussy than Charlie Sheen gets on a saturday night (He IS beardless, after all).
And now you just want to come on this game and just get a beard for free!? No. Beards are EARNED, not gotten for doing nothing.
All you hairless freeloaders will never understand: the true beard is on the INSIDE, and that can never be faked.
I salute the TRUE beards of Destiny. You are welcome in my fireteam at all times. Beard on!
*Edit* Yes, I do support Exo beards, as long as the player behind the beard is a true man!
Edit 2:
Here are the beard tiers:
Tier -1: Women and children. And beardless 'men'
Tier 0: Light stubble: open to all, even those of tier -1 so they can have a taste of the bearded life.
Tier 1: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131130154248/thor/images/a/a6/Chris-Hemsworth-2.jpg
Tier 2: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TTUeAIeR8wI/AAAAAAAAI0M/Ed3GUuzkP4Q/s1600/brad+pitt+beard.jpg
Tier 3: http://usaswimming.org/_Rainbow/images/_Club%20Swimmers/Pascale-Beard.jpg
Tier 4: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5a/70/4d/5a704d42f0fb5d29bcc213cbd3ba57d5.jpg
Tier 5: http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gandalf-ianmckellen-p.jpg
Tier 6: http://cdn.instructables.com/FS9/HQP8/FMZADCXN/FS9HQP8FMZADCXN.LARGE.jpg
Edit 3: I say we need a seperate playlist as well: Vanguard Beard strikes! Level 30 strikes where droprates are upped.
Edit 4: new word! Beardsome. It means Awesome and handsome all in one package.
Edit 5: military personal is being oppressed! Beards are not allowed. Thus, everyone on the military (or in a profession where beards are oppressed) shall have access to up to Tier 2 beards.
Edit 6: for the people wondering: I myself am at Tier 3.
Edit: 7: We're trending! I bow my beard at you fine folks.
Edit 8: Seeing all of you reporting in, in all of your bearded glory, has warmed my heart and my beard. I love you, Guardians!
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How do we know you have a beard?
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I'm between tire 3 and 4
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Brilliant!
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Omg. This is amazing.
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You didn't earn your beard. RNGesus simply favours you. That's all.
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Tier 1 beard here working on my way to a Tier 2. I hope to have a finely groomed Tier 2 before the middle of spring.
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Beard strikes! You Sir are amazing.
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I had to shave my beard due to work. I occasionally need to wear a respirator and facial hair interferes with seal:(
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I'm forced to stay clean shaven for work or else I'd have a spectacular beard
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Tier 3 ftw!
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Sadly I can only make it to tier 1 with the time that I get off and get to go home, oh piss on whoever said marines are more professional clean shaven!
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Tier 1 with ambitions for tier 3. Merry Christmas, btw Santa is only a tier 4
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BS. You bought your beard from Xur.
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Edited by x Up North Trip: 12/24/2014 6:57:24 PM[b]Fake Beard[/b] = [i]if your beard is less than 2 years old, this means you're sporting a fashion beard and only a slave to trends[/i] [b]Real Beard[/b] = [i]Beard older than 2 years, this means you were wearing the beard when it wasn't a fashion trend and people thought beards were worn by hippies and rapists.[/i]
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Edited by WDPrescott: 12/24/2014 7:49:44 PMI was have way to Tier 5 before the going through chemo. But I'm grinding my way back and almost to Tier 2
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One word: tool....
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I vote military should have access to all tiers based on previous military life beard with photo proof tier 3 and up.... I miss my beard..
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beards are for fat guys, lumberjacks, and ugly people
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Edited by Lead: 12/24/2014 10:16:21 PMAmish hipster..
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Gettin ready to head to my uncles got a gnarly beard goin and jus curled my mustache lmao... Lookin like a proper gentleman
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A proud 4. Beard on brothers
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The only reason you men boast how great your beards are is becouse you have a glass jaw. Your jawline is that of a small child so you hide your unappealing face behind scrotum hair. Your chin game is weak, a beard will not save it. #sorrynotsorry #lulz
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i had 'tier 3' makes me look like im 30 something tho which i dont like. and just got bored of it
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This beard culture shit is making having facial hair an embarrassment.
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Tier 3. Beard on fellow guardians. Beard on.