All you smooth 'men' with your baby faces, all you whiny little snotnosed kids, all you women out there that are waiting for Bungie to add beards to the game so you can finally feel like real men: YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!
I've EARNED my beard, cultivated it, loved it, cared for it. I keep it clean and neat, and in return it grants me masculinity and more pussy than Charlie Sheen gets on a saturday night (He IS beardless, after all).
And now you just want to come on this game and just get a beard for free!? No. Beards are EARNED, not gotten for doing nothing.
All you hairless freeloaders will never understand: the true beard is on the INSIDE, and that can never be faked.
I salute the TRUE beards of Destiny. You are welcome in my fireteam at all times. Beard on!
*Edit* Yes, I do support Exo beards, as long as the player behind the beard is a true man!
Edit 2:
Here are the beard tiers:
Tier -1: Women and children. And beardless 'men'
Tier 0: Light stubble: open to all, even those of tier -1 so they can have a taste of the bearded life.
Tier 1: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131130154248/thor/images/a/a6/Chris-Hemsworth-2.jpg
Tier 2: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TTUeAIeR8wI/AAAAAAAAI0M/Ed3GUuzkP4Q/s1600/brad+pitt+beard.jpg
Tier 3: http://usaswimming.org/_Rainbow/images/_Club%20Swimmers/Pascale-Beard.jpg
Tier 4: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5a/70/4d/5a704d42f0fb5d29bcc213cbd3ba57d5.jpg
Tier 5: http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gandalf-ianmckellen-p.jpg
Tier 6: http://cdn.instructables.com/FS9/HQP8/FMZADCXN/FS9HQP8FMZADCXN.LARGE.jpg
Edit 3: I say we need a seperate playlist as well: Vanguard Beard strikes! Level 30 strikes where droprates are upped.
Edit 4: new word! Beardsome. It means Awesome and handsome all in one package.
Edit 5: military personal is being oppressed! Beards are not allowed. Thus, everyone on the military (or in a profession where beards are oppressed) shall have access to up to Tier 2 beards.
Edit 6: for the people wondering: I myself am at Tier 3.
Edit: 7: We're trending! I bow my beard at you fine folks.
Edit 8: Seeing all of you reporting in, in all of your bearded glory, has warmed my heart and my beard. I love you, Guardians!
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Active duty has to shave every day unless we deploy. Thanks for rubbing it in though, I'd kill to grow mine out
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Tier 4 looking for other lumbersexual tier 4's to raid with and talk grooming strategy at the same time.
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Edited by TheSpectreN7: 12/25/2014 2:04:34 AM
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Smoke weed everyday
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That last picture got me. Kudos.
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Tier 1 currently, used to be somewhere between 2-3 for years. I think I'm now tier 1 for life.
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Military and have a beard somewhere between the tier 2 and 3....so yeah, -blam!- your tier 2
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Tier 4 reporting in gentlemen. Merry Beardmas to all of you
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You forgot this beard. This beard is so manly, it makes hipster beards fall out and turn said hipsters into sexy playboy playmates
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What a dumb post. Obviously you only care about your beard
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As for edit 5..I was allowed my beard in the CF ..because I had one fully grown out when I signed my aśś to queen and country
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T4 all day. Can't wait till I hit full Viking mode!
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im sitting at acomfortable tier 4, cant progress any higher until my age requirements are met
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I wish i could grow a beard!!!
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What about your virginity?
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Tier 3. Would've gotten at Tier 5 if i didn't have to cut it of for my job
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Tier 2, beard on.
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Edited by Aron Beijl: 12/25/2014 9:38:15 AMTier 0.5 I trim it until it gets nice and full, so that I can hit Tier 1 properly.
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Tier 4 all day
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I work at a chemical plant, so I'm not allowed to grow a beard. :/
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I'm sitting at tier 3 right now. was at tier 4 before an unfortunate grilling accident
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Chuck Norris? Beard. Boom, case closed.
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My beard is registered to vote and has legitimate driver's licenses in three states. It's currently considering growing its own beard. Señor Harry Beardafonte approves of this thread.
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Edited by DSAJDEZ09: 12/24/2014 11:48:14 PMBeards are righteouss Leviticus 19:27 / 21:5 Keep your beard, and stay blessed guardians. Currently I have a tier 3 beard and I work in a chemistry laboratory. Proper Protective Equipment of a beard guard keeps everything just fine yall, so no worries here. "The beard is safe, I repeat, beard is safe."
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Edited by PooPooMcmuffns: 12/24/2014 10:25:25 PMBeard here 4 months long reporting for beardity. Just looked at the beard tiers-tier 3 here
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How do we know you have a beard?