All you smooth 'men' with your baby faces, all you whiny little snotnosed kids, all you women out there that are waiting for Bungie to add beards to the game so you can finally feel like real men: YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!
I've EARNED my beard, cultivated it, loved it, cared for it. I keep it clean and neat, and in return it grants me masculinity and more pussy than Charlie Sheen gets on a saturday night (He IS beardless, after all).
And now you just want to come on this game and just get a beard for free!? No. Beards are EARNED, not gotten for doing nothing.
All you hairless freeloaders will never understand: the true beard is on the INSIDE, and that can never be faked.
I salute the TRUE beards of Destiny. You are welcome in my fireteam at all times. Beard on!
*Edit* Yes, I do support Exo beards, as long as the player behind the beard is a true man!
Edit 2:
Here are the beard tiers:
Tier -1: Women and children. And beardless 'men'
Tier 0: Light stubble: open to all, even those of tier -1 so they can have a taste of the bearded life.
Tier 1: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131130154248/thor/images/a/a6/Chris-Hemsworth-2.jpg
Tier 2: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TTUeAIeR8wI/AAAAAAAAI0M/Ed3GUuzkP4Q/s1600/brad+pitt+beard.jpg
Tier 3: http://usaswimming.org/_Rainbow/images/_Club%20Swimmers/Pascale-Beard.jpg
Tier 4: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5a/70/4d/5a704d42f0fb5d29bcc213cbd3ba57d5.jpg
Tier 5: http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gandalf-ianmckellen-p.jpg
Tier 6: http://cdn.instructables.com/FS9/HQP8/FMZADCXN/FS9HQP8FMZADCXN.LARGE.jpg
Edit 3: I say we need a seperate playlist as well: Vanguard Beard strikes! Level 30 strikes where droprates are upped.
Edit 4: new word! Beardsome. It means Awesome and handsome all in one package.
Edit 5: military personal is being oppressed! Beards are not allowed. Thus, everyone on the military (or in a profession where beards are oppressed) shall have access to up to Tier 2 beards.
Edit 6: for the people wondering: I myself am at Tier 3.
Edit: 7: We're trending! I bow my beard at you fine folks.
Edit 8: Seeing all of you reporting in, in all of your bearded glory, has warmed my heart and my beard. I love you, Guardians!
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Wtf did I just read? Did someone just rant about people wanting their characters to have beards? Interesting topic, congrats to you and your beard sir.
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I'm in tier one, I can get to tier two. Any tips on getting to 3
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Hahhaha love it
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Osama is jealous at me!
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Petition to get a beard after completing the nightfall instead of the flaming head. [spoiler]even though my characters are female[/spoiler]
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Heh. Yáll cute. I´m on Demigod tier lvl: no beard needed to swoon the ladies because my jaw and chin are already sexy as f**k without the need of some hair over them. Keep your chubby necks covered in hair, Imma go rock out my Superman-style jawline
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Tier 2 here. Told my wife the other day that when (not if...) I go bald, my beard will start working toward my bellybutton....
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the crop suburbs of the chin homeward-bounders fly-brushes long, trailing moss hanging from the bough of some aged oak love-curls Winnebago locks carroty bunches rebellious bristles redundant mops yellow bamboos long whiskers thrice-noble beards (this should be a clan name) plantations of hair whiskerandoes nodding harvests viny locks the fleece fine tassels goatees imperials sacred things admiral’s pennant manhood muzzle-lashings
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I'm between a tier 3 and tier 4. I love my beard, it is part of who I am and I will never get rid of it! Bearded4life!
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tier 2 reporting in. would be fun to try out tier 6
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I thought beards were for lvl 32 only
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Tier 4 currently working on 5, have reached Tier 5 before.
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Edited by ZER0: 12/25/2014 11:50:15 AMtier 2 exo hunter Reporting in!
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Tier 4. 4 life.
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Sadly, I can only go as high as Tier 0, MAYBE Tier 1 at times.
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I'm quite happy with my tier 1
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Tier 2
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Tier 3 here, been attending to my beauty for almost 8 years now. once I passed tier 2, I never went back. Never shall I again be a beardless one.
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The first part made me think of bane
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About a Tier 3.5 right now...b a 4 by the end of winter...back down to a 3 for summer.
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My stache and goatee won't connect, but I keep them well-trimmed
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I was just recently tier 2. I got cheesed into tier stubble. Trying to grind my way back, but I'm doing it legit, so it'll take some decent playing time.
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Edited by KDT: 12/25/2014 1:12:18 AMIn game, beards and hair should grow over time. I was tier 3... But I'm tier 1... Feel like a lady :(
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For some reason this reminds me of the Dexter's Laboratory episode with the superhero beard guy. What was his name ... Hank something?
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Do goatees count? Cuz I have a scar on most of the right side of my face that prevents me from growing hair there. (I fell down a flight of stairs when I was 9 that were all wooden and still being built, so I got deep splinters in all my face and it didn't heal for over a month...) So I don't try for full beard because then I look like a boy from right profile and a man from the other. Like that one skit where the guy is split down the middle and plays both parts of a two person conversation by switching profiles?!?!? Hahaha. If it doesn't count I understand. I'm man enough to except the beard rules. I technically am already used to them in the real world.
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Active duty has to shave every day unless we deploy. Thanks for rubbing it in though, I'd kill to grow mine out