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5/17/2008 7:50:56 PM
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8 Step Guide to creating a Pro Gamertag
Hey guys ... do you want to be as pro as the pros ... if not more proer? Do you want to get your level 50 in no time at all simply by signing in to Xbox Live. Then you need to follow the 8 Step Program developed by my friend [url=http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Default.aspx?player=AnTi+PROx]AnTi PROx[/url] over at [url=http://www.armtheflag.com]ArmTheFlag[/url].
Step 1: Never ever spell words within your name correctly. For example: is=iz, its=itz, sick=sik, chaos=khaos, etc.
Step 2: Use both upper and lower case letters in your name in a tasteful fashion. For example: AnTi PRO (lol), CLuTch, VendeTTa, etc.
Step 3: The more X’s and I’s you use in your name the more pro you will be. For example: IxIPwnNooBsIxI (notice upper and lowercase usage), I HaVoK I, XxPwnCakesxX, etc.
Step 4: Add words or create a phrase that make you sound pro to your otherwise boring name. For example: NuKe iZ PRO, FonZie IZ BacK, or even throw in a curveball like KHAOS CANT AiM.
Step 5: Add MLG before you tag. Adding MLG obviously means that you are an MLG pro and you’re going to wreck the other team.
Step 6: Pose as a pro. Make a tag like FB Str0ngside and you will get clutch kills just like him. Adding a pro team name to your tag also has the same effect. Add Cbn, FB, XiT, or STR8 and you will get a 50 in no time, not to mention all the ladies.
Step 7: Put v2 at the end of your tag. v2 obviously means this is a second tag and the team you are about to face knows that you are indeed not a level 21 and they are about to get rolled. With a v2 or even higher number you will strike fear into your enemies before you even enter the game.
Step 8: The more numbers you use in your name the better you are. Spartan 4502 is clearly not as good as Spartan 98256783.
If you follow these simple steps you’ll be well on your road to level 50 guaranteed. Remember the more steps you follow the faster you will become pro.
By using this guide this is the most ultimate pro tag imaginable: xIOgR3 iZ SiKv2Ix
Have fun out there people!
- J Pice
[Edited on 05.17.2008 1:31 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corrupted Alex X7xmLGx8mRmCf4rtF4c3xV34pWnz man im epic.[/quote] Im going to assume that your 50 was given to you already based on the proness of that name.
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X7xmLGx8mRmCf4rtF4c3xV34pWnz man im epic.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avistel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KSI J Pice Yeah ... its a joke ... but Im not going to stop you from following it ... :P[/quote]A well thought out joke. I was reading this and thinking to myself, "Is this guy serious?" I see gamertags like that all of the time and the always talk smack to my team if we even say one word. Most of the time they're horrible at the game. I must say, though, that it is a horrible experience if they're on the same team as you. If you take the sniper rifle, they start complaining and claiming that you suck with the sniper rifle and that they are way better. So you end up giving it to them and they can't even shoot a tree without aiming for 10 seconds.[/quote] Im glad you were able to see past the sarcasm ... Its a hard thing for some people ... lol
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This is great but you know what is even greater. The fact that many people saying this is awsome have names like you said, with I's and X's and spelling wrong etc. I lol'd
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Super lol. Awesome thread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KSI J Pice Yeah ... its a joke ... but Im not going to stop you from following it ... :P[/quote]A well thought out joke. I was reading this and thinking to myself, "Is this guy serious?" I see gamertags like that all of the time and the always talk smack to my team if we even say one word. Most of the time they're horrible at the game. I must say, though, that it is a horrible experience if they're on the same team as you. If you take the sniper rifle, they start complaining and claiming that you suck with the sniper rifle and that they are way better. So you end up giving it to them and they can't even shoot a tree without aiming for 10 seconds.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMLGx Pro My gamertag is Rex2, so obviously i am a noob (sarcasim).[/quote] No ... you are a guy who doesn't get a joke ... there is a difference ... lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] El Capitano S15 Is this a joke? Cause these are the most newby ways to creat a name.[/quote] Ask your english teacher what a "Satire" is mmkay?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMLGx Pro My gamertag is Rex2, so obviously i am a noob (sarcasim).[/quote] Put a v before that 2 and you'll be good :p
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KSI J Pice [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gdfgdf XxXxXMLG SnIPEr V2 izz PR0XxXxX thanks man. lol[/quote] I like what you did with the izz there ... very pro of you ... :)[/quote] yep everyone will be scared of me as soon as i join the game!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CORETANA lol I wonder how many people will actually believe this to be a non joke[/quote] Not me..... *shifty eyes*
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My brain is now melting.
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My gamertag is Rex2, so obviously i am a noob (sarcasim).
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hay guiz dis lest iz vry stoopid. et dint get mi mai feefty. You know you love me AnTi. >.> <.< >.>
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Add the letters tBgaZ or Tea Bags after your new name to signify your status as a pro since only a pro has the huevos to do such a thing. AYT [Edited on 05.17.2008 1:48 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] El Capitano S15 Is this a joke? Cause these are the most newby ways to creat a name.[/quote] Yes ... it's a joke ... or is it ... I guess the only was to find out is to follow the steps and see if your game improves.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KSI J Pice [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] birdshake B1RdshAk3 iz 1337 Am I doing it right?[/quote] ^^^^ What he said ... lol[/quote] Great minds think alike I guess.
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funny joke
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Is this a joke? Cause these are the most newby ways to creat a name.
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Add some X's and/or I's and you'll be in buisness sir :p [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] birdshake B1RdshAk3 iz 1337 Am I doing it right?[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] birdshake B1RdshAk3 iz 1337 Am I doing it right?[/quote] ^^^^ What he said ... lol [Edited on 05.17.2008 1:46 PM PDT]
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B1RdshAk3 iz 1337 Am I doing it right?
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Lmaonade
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lol I wonder how many people will actually believe this to be a non joke
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SoldierMigoo I absolutely loathe people using "sick" for anything other than it's intended purpose. I always ask people like "AnDy iZ SiK" what exactly it is they're sick with, and wish them better health before they can answer.[/quote] LoL thats awesome.
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I absolutely loathe people using "sick" for anything other than it's intended purpose. I always ask people like "AnDy iZ SiK" what exactly it is they're sick with, and wish them better health before they can answer.
