Hey guys ... do you want to be as pro as the pros ... if not more proer? Do you want to get your level 50 in no time at all simply by signing in to Xbox Live. Then you need to follow the 8 Step Program developed by my friend [url=http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Default.aspx?player=AnTi+PROx]AnTi PROx[/url] over at [url=http://www.armtheflag.com]ArmTheFlag[/url].
Step 1: Never ever spell words within your name correctly. For example: is=iz, its=itz, sick=sik, chaos=khaos, etc.
Step 2: Use both upper and lower case letters in your name in a tasteful fashion. For example: AnTi PRO (lol), CLuTch, VendeTTa, etc.
Step 3: The more X’s and I’s you use in your name the more pro you will be. For example: IxIPwnNooBsIxI (notice upper and lowercase usage), I HaVoK I, XxPwnCakesxX, etc.
Step 4: Add words or create a phrase that make you sound pro to your otherwise boring name. For example: NuKe iZ PRO, FonZie IZ BacK, or even throw in a curveball like KHAOS CANT AiM.
Step 5: Add MLG before you tag. Adding MLG obviously means that you are an MLG pro and you’re going to wreck the other team.
Step 6: Pose as a pro. Make a tag like FB Str0ngside and you will get clutch kills just like him. Adding a pro team name to your tag also has the same effect. Add Cbn, FB, XiT, or STR8 and you will get a 50 in no time, not to mention all the ladies.
Step 7: Put v2 at the end of your tag. v2 obviously means this is a second tag and the team you are about to face knows that you are indeed not a level 21 and they are about to get rolled. With a v2 or even higher number you will strike fear into your enemies before you even enter the game.
Step 8: The more numbers you use in your name the better you are. Spartan 4502 is clearly not as good as Spartan 98256783.
If you follow these simple steps you’ll be well on your road to level 50 guaranteed. Remember the more steps you follow the faster you will become pro.
By using this guide this is the most ultimate pro tag imaginable: xIOgR3 iZ SiKv2Ix
Have fun out there people!
- J Pice
[Edited on 05.17.2008 1:31 PM PDT]
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My next GT: iTz STR8 Cbn FB v2
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] frondew lol, my first laugh of the day =D (FYI its 1 for me)[/quote] Glad I could help out a friend across the pond .... You see, not all Americans are George Bush loving asshats ... lol ... Have a good one.
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My name is awe inspiring. Every single game I get a... JiIIIiimbomonkey! Every damn game. I enjoy it though.
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ahhahahah niiice
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How about this one........... T3lePath1k Di0xiDE
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Once I see someone with these gamertags.. U Get That Memo FallOutBoySux RHCP Rulez SillyManInHat Your Mother (I hope someones already taken this) A Random Guy Insert Name Robert Zimmerman Fattest Kid Pokemon Master Raining Muffins Raining Men Russel Flappyjacks Papa Smurf Yourself (When you die it will say "Killed by Yourself") DoodleBob Just Some Guy SuckMyBawllz That 1 Guy Dan Taylor Bear Grylls xXxXxXxXxXxX I don't know that's all I could think of for now [Edited on 05.18.2008 12:06 AM PDT]
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lol, my first laugh of the day =D (FYI its 1 for me)
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LMAO!
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Nicely Done My friend. Havent laughed that hard in a while.
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Oh yeah, and kids, don't forget to put xXx in the front and back of your GT. Also, it makes you a sniping GOD if you put sniper or Sn1p3R in your GT. Adding m4r1Ju4n4 or marijuana in your name shows the other players that being high gives you keen reflexes and skill, and makes you just plain cool.
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Wow, this is halirous.
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hahahahaha
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[quote]Step 8: The more numbers you use in your name the better you are. Spartan 4502 is clearly not as good as Spartan 98256783.[/quote] LOL, are you serious XD
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] girlmagnet145 lIkE oMG dIz Iz da bOMb!!11!11 !!! one one eleven Haha. My "Pro" name would be: XXXiZissEXXybAbEmAgnEEETTTIiZMLGPROoMgiIZXXX v2 (is saying sexy ok?)[/quote] Yes Sexy is definitely a good alternative.
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I w1ll pwnZ y0u n00B. The mor3 numbers in your GT the more NOOBISH YOU ARE. ItZ MLGxPwnzEr
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lIkE oMG dIz Iz da bOMb!!11!11 !!! one one eleven Haha. My "Pro" name would be: XXXiZissEXXybAbEmAgnEEETTTIiZMLGPROoMgiIZXXX v2 (is saying sexy ok?)
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Omg! That was the funniest thing I have seen today! lol
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How do you like the one I made?
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i just lol'd my pants.
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I just got off work and I wanted to say thanks to everyone who liked it! :p
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ROFL my socks! MLGXxDarknuhs108094736IsLykeProxXv2
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That, sir, is unhappy for you.
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*saves thread*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SmugOstrich Hey, I followed all these steps and got laughed at. WTF?!?[/quote] Clearly your tag wasn't pro enough.
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Hey, I followed all these steps and got laughed at. WTF?!?