Hey guys ... do you want to be as pro as the pros ... if not more proer? Do you want to get your level 50 in no time at all simply by signing in to Xbox Live. Then you need to follow the 8 Step Program developed by my friend [url=http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Default.aspx?player=AnTi+PROx]AnTi PROx[/url] over at [url=http://www.armtheflag.com]ArmTheFlag[/url].
Step 1: Never ever spell words within your name correctly. For example: is=iz, its=itz, sick=sik, chaos=khaos, etc.
Step 2: Use both upper and lower case letters in your name in a tasteful fashion. For example: AnTi PRO (lol), CLuTch, VendeTTa, etc.
Step 3: The more X’s and I’s you use in your name the more pro you will be. For example: IxIPwnNooBsIxI (notice upper and lowercase usage), I HaVoK I, XxPwnCakesxX, etc.
Step 4: Add words or create a phrase that make you sound pro to your otherwise boring name. For example: NuKe iZ PRO, FonZie IZ BacK, or even throw in a curveball like KHAOS CANT AiM.
Step 5: Add MLG before you tag. Adding MLG obviously means that you are an MLG pro and you’re going to wreck the other team.
Step 6: Pose as a pro. Make a tag like FB Str0ngside and you will get clutch kills just like him. Adding a pro team name to your tag also has the same effect. Add Cbn, FB, XiT, or STR8 and you will get a 50 in no time, not to mention all the ladies.
Step 7: Put v2 at the end of your tag. v2 obviously means this is a second tag and the team you are about to face knows that you are indeed not a level 21 and they are about to get rolled. With a v2 or even higher number you will strike fear into your enemies before you even enter the game.
Step 8: The more numbers you use in your name the better you are. Spartan 4502 is clearly not as good as Spartan 98256783.
If you follow these simple steps you’ll be well on your road to level 50 guaranteed. Remember the more steps you follow the faster you will become pro.
By using this guide this is the most ultimate pro tag imaginable: xIOgR3 iZ SiKv2Ix
Have fun out there people!
- J Pice
[Edited on 05.17.2008 1:31 PM PDT]
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I really despise all names like this.
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this is the guy talking with KSI on the front of his name. I think those are pretty stupid "tips" for your gt. Its just a name. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KSI J Pice Step 6: Pose as a pro. Make a tag like FB Str0ngside and you will get clutch kills just like him. Adding a pro team name to your tag also has the same effect. Add Cbn, FB, XiT, or STR8 and you will get a 50 in no time, not to mention all the ladies. [/quote] So just by putting those "shortened phrases" in your name you will automatically get a 50? This sounds more like a commercial trying to get people to change their name....
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I'm glad you guys all liked my list :p This is a result of being out of school and being SUPER bored :) Cheers.
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3v3Ry 1 iZ R4nD0M
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Step 9: Call everyone you meet a random. Even if you get beat, call the other players random to let them know how good you actually are and how known you are to the pro community. [Edited on 05.17.2008 12:35 PM PDT]
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#5 is true
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] POOH C 4C Give this guy a cookie. He is 100% correct.[/quote] I can haz cookie ... Sweet ... :D
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Give this guy a cookie. He is 100% correct.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gooby07 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KSI J Pice [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gooby07 So you're saying that making my name be XIXIXIXIXGOoBy 07XIXIXIXIXXII it will make me better? Wow, it all makes sense now.[/quote] I know ... I wish I could have gotten this list to you all sooner so that there would be less people complaining about not getting 50s.[/quote] I was being sarcastic.[/quote] I wasnt ... :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KSI J Pice [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gooby07 So you're saying that making my name be XIXIXIXIXGOoBy 07XIXIXIXIXXII it will make me better? Wow, it all makes sense now.[/quote] I know ... I wish I could have gotten this list to you all sooner so that there would be less people complaining about not getting 50s.[/quote] I was being sarcastic.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gooby07 So you're saying that making my name be XIXIXIXIXGOoBy 07XIXIXIXIXXII it will make me better? Wow, it all makes sense now.[/quote] I know ... I wish I could have gotten this list to you all sooner so that there would be less people complaining about not getting 50s.
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My next GT: MLG fB Str0nGsIde 23334 v2 ;)
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I roflamingoed all the way from step one to step eight.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Poncho Dude You don't seem to be pro according to your post.[/quote] I know ... :( ... I think I may use my 1 Month from GTA IV soon though ... ;)
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srsly ur a joke
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So you're saying that making my name be XIXIXIXIXGOoBy 07XIXIXIXIXXII it will make me better? Wow, it all makes sense now. sarcasm [Edited on 05.17.2008 12:16 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Punk N00dl35 [quote]Posted by: Punk N00dl35 Is this some kind of joke?[/quote] [quote]Posted by: KSI J Pice: Not at all ... If you follow these steps ... You will be a pro ... No questions asked ... Follow these steps and your skill level will increase by 10 at least ... ;)[/quote] Then I shall start my quest for glory with these steps![/quote] Then the quest that you shall imbark on will be a glorious quest.
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You don't seem to be pro according to your post.
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funny thread, but Step 3 should be there. Its just too untrue. The more X's the better? sorry, the trend is quite the opposite.
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I have a buddy with so many accounts, and yes, he followed you guide and now has a 50 on every account- even a few with several 50's. (He really is pro though...)
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[quote]Posted by: Punk N00dl35 Is this some kind of joke?[/quote] [quote]Posted by: KSI J Pice: Not at all ... If you follow these steps ... You will be a pro ... No questions asked ... Follow these steps and your skill level will increase by 10 at least ... ;)[/quote] Then I shall start my quest for glory with these steps!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeathhawK7 MY next GT will be: iTz R3T4RT3D 2B thiz GT And I will be come a General with my highest skill a 65 (In MLG of course.)[/quote] You set your goals high ... I like that ... lol
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ROFLCOPTER
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MY next GT will be: iTz R3T4RT3D 2B thiz GT And I will be come a General with my highest skill a 65 (In MLG of course.) [Edited on 05.17.2008 12:06 PM PDT]
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Very funny.