Wrap barbed wire around my banister and slide down it 1,000 times.
Push lit cigarettes up my butt, till smoke comes out of my ears.
Jerk off using a cheese grater while sticking my tongue up an old, fat, sweaty woman's butt.
Turn in my shredded pecker to the gunsmith for a fused cock prototype.
Blow 25 Warlocks in crucible, without swallowing.
Spit cum onto the speaker's desk. He then gives me a super exotic engram.
Go to Crytarch, he decodes the engram and gives me $1,000,000.
[spoiler]Feckin' crytarch gives me mote of light, the bastard![/spoiler]
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