The Covenant armada is approaching Earth and one lone hero stands between them and the annihilation of the entire human race.... Help us [i]Bungie Princess[/i], you're our only hope!
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"Master Chief! Before you take off and fight for the human race, do you have time for one quick picture?" "Sure!" "Uh...could you just take one step back please?" "Sure thiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......*splat* "Wort wort wort*
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A billion miles above Earth, the MC decides the only way to get to the ground is the most obvious one. Hitch Hike. Warning: Hitchhikers may be escaping convicts...
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Bungie Princess: I've got more experience than Master Chief when it comes to skill in using a weapon, and i tend to use the Rifle alot. Master Chief: What about duel welding you think your better than me at using two things at the same time? Bungie Princess: Of course its my speciality *funny frown*. Master Chief: Uhh.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ObbiQuiet Anyway, Sketch, who is that?[/quote] I think we can assume that's Alta Hartmann, the [url=http://bungie.net/Inside/MeetTheTeam.aspx?Person=hartmann]"Bungie Princess"[/url].
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[*]"I think I am allergic to war, Sarge. My head is swelling up like a SPARTAN's helmet!" [*]SPARTANS GONE WILD!!! Vol. 2 Earth Special Edition
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"My gaming thumbs are pretty dang stiff!"
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"I give Sketch two thumbs up!"
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"I will kill you with my thumbs!"
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Brute: Well check that Spartan out. Ok guys im gonna use the needler on her. Elite: Wait, i think i should use my plasma sword its far bigger and scary. Jackal: Whats with all the figh- check that out (drops plasma pistol and picks it up again as they all stare) Elite: The needler is too weak for that Spartan. Brute: No way mine lasts longer. Grunt: (runs towards Spartan saying in a high piched voice) Little people first!
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she has man fists
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The light coming off that giant "moon" base is tearing our ship apart!
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Oh no.... not the Power Ranger Kelly! You see, Kelly, the Pink Spartan, is actually the Pink Power Ranger (from the original series).... Same name, same color... can you not see the similarities? Heh, I always knew Kelly would have a good body. Oops... did I say that? ..... that was a joke, by the way.
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I think mine was funny yours was good too
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The recently unleashed Bungie Virtual reality Master Chief helmet allows you to play Halo and Halo 2 as if you were actually holding the guns. As you can see, it is available in many colours, and is designed for people of all race, gender, and age.
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The new Mark VI will include a larger chest and buttocks area due to complaints from spartans that have guns and female spartans that have even BIGGER guns
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eh.... tell a chick she looks fat she can take down the covenant army, the flood and still have some left for you... be careful... an icecube mine? (scene resets)-O.o an icecube mine? (scene resets)-XD an icecube mine? (scene resets)-O.o Chunky Mjolnir helmets?
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A grunt, "Yea, i'd tap that"
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The Covenant better build a doghouse.... ------- The latest model the Spartan Mark VI MJOLNIR helmet was increased by nearly 2 times its original size due to many female Spartans maiming several colegues simply because they said that the standard issue MJOLNIR helmets made them look, and I quote, "fat"...
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Bungie Princess: That skank Cortana aint got nothing with my big strong Johny boy Spartan 117.
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Frankie: "Lets get a 3-D screenshot of THIS." ------------------------------- Announcer: "That's all, folks. Tune into "Things You'll Never See" next week for a brand new episode..."
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Written on the inside of the helmet: Do you like me? [ ] Yes [ ] No -------------- Parsons: "Dude, she [i]so[/i] licked yes!" Zoe: "How do you know?" Parsons: "It has to be. No one else wore it... unless..." Frankie: *wink*
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Icecube [i]mine[/i], hon. There is no icecube farm. *shifty*
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This is a picture of what ObbiQuiet does when she's not working in the icecube farm.
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Written on the inside of the helmet: "For some hot man-lovin', meet in the make-out room at 12 am sharp."
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Anyway, Sketch, who is that?
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[i]"It puts the helmet on its head."[/i]