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6/2/2004 12:15:32 AM
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Caption #6: The REAL last Spartan?
The Covenant armada is approaching Earth and one lone hero stands between them and the annihilation of the entire human race.... Help us [i]Bungie Princess[/i], you're our only hope!
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Look, the chief has single handedly destroyed the covenant crusier with her ass! It's true look closely at the pic
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Intorducing our latest version of the Barbie... being Spartan issue she now comes with fully changable and unchangable armor (which all boys liked to play with *tisk tisk*) and not to mention the fancy armor is PINK... she also can ride in her new sexy PINK Warthog that comes complete with all 279 Brittney Spears Albums even though eveyr single song sounds the exact same... Also the Barbie is now in "porportion" to actually look [i]real[/i] as you can see, and in my opinion is much, much better looking ;)
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Sarge: Now that Spartan could save me anyday *Marine starts laughing* Sarge: DID I SAY YOU COULD LAUGH BOY!!!!
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I'm going with "lightish red".
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There is a God floating around in space somewhere...and she wears an oversized bicycle helmet.
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A ghost chick.
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Bungie just defined what it was/is to be a geek, and even added a little flare of its own. Girls shall ever remain a mystery to the Bungie male staff. One to many hours of programming have effected the minds of all straight men at Bungie.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ObbiQuiet Do you like me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [/quote] where is the choice for [ ] Only when you don't talk. ????
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(halo2 teaser slideshow) "...Now in this picture as you can see MC gets a gender change sometime in halo2..."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Faded Myth A billion miles above Earth, the MC decides the only way to get to the ground is the most obvious one. Hitch Hike. Warning: Hitchhikers may be escaping convicts...[/quote] [b][i][color=olive]Wow that one was good.[/b][/i][/color]
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if u didnt know this is prank played on the master cheif by one of his marine friends... After the successful supersoldier program called "Spartan II" the human empire started on a new experiment... where they used radioactive liquids and gave it to there test subject... after a long time experimenting the Spartan comes and visits to see what his competitor looks like... Master Chief:WTH is that? Scientist: that my friend... would be your twin... she had the same butt-ugly face as you so we have her a helmet... just give her some Diet Coke every day and she will not bite you... a week later... master cheif forgets to feed his sister some diet coke and the Sister goes berserk... killing Master Cheif in the proccess... then killing him again and again since his respawn point is tagged onto his sister... Scientist: that my friend... is the most deadliest thing in the uniberse!
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Marines: Man I wish every spartan came with that armor.
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Covie admiral: Would you look at the Magnetic Accelerator Cannons on that thing?!
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Halo 2: Combat Primitive Master Chief has met his partner in crime for Halo 2, and this time there is no screwing around. Master Zelda: Hey watch where you point that thing! Master Chief: *Shrugs shoulders* Sorry I didn't know it was loaded.
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Grunt: "Ooh ooh ohh! Nipples!" Elite: "Wait! Those aren't food nipples!"
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From Red vs. Blue Donut's biggest secret.
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The Power Rangers Pink Ranger to the rescue!
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i want that helemet
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Okay, now remove your clothing so we can put on the rest of you mjolnir mark 6 battle armor. You can keep on the jewelry, if you like.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ObbiQuiet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ringer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ObbiQuiet [i]"It puts the helmet on its head."[/i][/quote] Don't forget the lotion for "it's skin". Oh shut up Precious.[/quote] Congratulations, you got the reference. You get the prize.[/quote] What might "The Prize" be?
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MC- Hey sexy, how you doing? Girl Spartan- Get away from me.. MC- You wanna go to my place? Cortana- Not a good idea sir.. Mc- Why not? [i]Girl Spartan takes out plasma grenade and throws it at MC[/i] [i]THUMBS UP[/i] Girl Spartan- And they said he was unbeatable
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadKarma at a secret ONI laboratory, MC participates in the development of a new kind of active camoflauge. "looking good! but why hasn't anyone ever told me my head is so damn BIG?!?"[/quote] LOL!! Ha ha ha!!! This is the best one yet!
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BP: If this doesn't get me a promotion then I don't know what will...
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Anouncer: Now for a special look at one of the most anticipated movies of all time. We proudly present... [i]GI Jane: 2552[/i]
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Master Chief: Do you think pink goes with Green?
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You can see her nipplese, just like in Frankie's pink Mister Chief art in the weekly update.
