What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick.
I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story.
[spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]
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Listening to you play the piano turns me on...werid
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Edited by Noviscura: 12/18/2014 11:57:41 AM"For the last time I'm not in the mo- OH GOD! I forgot how big you were, come here." ...Yeah... I guess I should explain this or it sounds... illegal. [spoiler]She was away for a while seeing family so she couldn't even... you know [b]*wink*[/b] and she was stressed out when she got home and didn't want to do anything. So I was taking my pants and stuff off to put on sweat pants for cuddle and she saw the [i]outline[/i] of me... which brings us back to the quote ;3[/spoiler]
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I don't know usually my grills don't talk to me since I'm setting them on fire
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Oh yes oh baby lick it oh yes lick it! [spoiler]We were sharing an ice cream cone [/spoiler]
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I had a girl pic message me personally, a picture of her holding a bunch of condoms, with a couple of them in her mouth. I thought she was hitting on me, no big deal. Then she uploads that shit to Facebook. What the hell? Who puts that on Facebook???
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She wants the D.
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She said I like you...wanna play I just looked at her like wtf
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Just me and my roommates hanging out during the first weekend of college and then my other roommate comes in with his family. His sister comes up to me and says "Your butt looks big and firm. I wanna touch it." My reaction "Dafuq?" My roommate's reaction O.O "This is why I cant take you people places". I lol'd on that one so hard.
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Woo big dicks ftw
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She was hitting on ya bruh