What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick.
I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story.
[spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]
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"Call me Max, please." Tell you what, that scared the shit out of me!
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Hello.
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I was talking to this girl in marching band and we somehow got on the topic of relationships. She then said "If I was younger, less mature, and less pretty I would date you."
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"I love you" As she walks away with her BF [spoiler]4evrlone[/spoiler]
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Walking down the hall. Girl grabs me and throws me into a locker. She rips off my shirt and says "oh bby get ready fo deez nuts comin ur way" I'm like what the -blam!- so I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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"Hi!" Bitch, WHAT THE -blam!- DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?
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There's this one girl who I like, and we were hanging out the one day. She leaned towards me and whispered in my ear: [spoiler]WHOIE BIGSHIT LOOK AT MY PSN TROPHIES AND P*SSY COLLECTION [/spoiler]
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"Can I have your babies?" This was in the seventh grade. Yeah.
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Girl: You're gay. Me: Prove it. [spoiler]we made out.[/spoiler]
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My girlfriend of 2 weeks, dont get me wrong we were friends since the 8th grade we graduated in 2015 from high school.. but she said the weirdest things ever that it freaked me out so much i broke up and never spoke to her again
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Girl: oh yea I'm a hardcore gamer! Angry Birds is so hardcore! Me: -_- A different girl: Yea I mainly play CoD. Me: *giggles* Her: What's so funny? Me: CoD peasant! Battlefield master race!
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When I was in Math class in 10th Grade the girl as sat near asked me to lick her feet. I know that is a Foot Fetish guys dream, but I refused
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Edited by RubenSargasm: 9/1/2015 6:31:46 AM"Ugh, I can't stand it when guys have skinny, long dicks! I would much rather take a short, girthy dick!" -7th grade hoe
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"If you were lesbian, I'd do you." O_O
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"Your pretty cute"..... like what the fùck? It's *you're, you idiot..
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Sexually Attracted To Shoulders
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Edited by Muted: 10/5/2015 5:54:45 PMSuck my cock and make me cum.
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I was on vacation from michigan qll the way in texas. We were at a rodeo. Ok so I was sitting down and behind me I see a flash so instictly I look back and there are 2 girls about my age taking pics of me. When we are leaving they ask if I have a snapchat and I politely say no and move on. It was a little creepy and akward.
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Edited by Unkn0wn N3wb: 10/5/2015 4:53:01 PMmy gf asked me to tie her down and fûck her i went with it and it was awesome
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"I'm looking for the two." It took me a moment to get what she was implying. Boy, was that a night.
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This one chick said she wants to play me on scrapyard. Stupid mistake that hoe got skunked.
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I think that guy over there is 7mm ;)
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I am a girl...so one thing I've done: Was at the boardwalk with a friend. It's got a gross, we're eating giant pretzels, probably looking as unattractive as possible and not caring about it. Queue prepubescent boys. Come up to us, ask if we have snapchat. "No" Honest answer, I really didn't. Ask if we have phone numbers. "No," I say as I hide my phone between my legs.
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Girl:Can you buy me destiny?[spoiler]Hell yes![/spoiler]
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Can you lick my ass?