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Edited by Elbow Macaroni:
12/16/2014 5:25:00 PM
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Weirdest thing a girl has said to you?
What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick.
I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story.
[spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]
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Hi ^-^
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3 RepliesThis year at homecoming, a girl asked me in front of my girlfriend if she could kiss me. These were the exact words "What about I kiss you sooooo hard right now and whenever you think about it, you jizz in your pants."
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4 RepliesEdited by psycho 4 hire: 10/21/2015 3:44:42 AMI was camping ( if anyone knows anything about campground girls there crazy and wild because they don't have there parents looking after them the whole time) and I had been hanging out with a girl who seemed pretty cool and all the other guys at the camp ground hit on her so I guess it was cool that she hung out with me but anyway. So we're just sitting in the little arts and crafts room and they have really nice couches and they all ways play kids movies and we're just sitting there talking and out of no where she said " can you take off your pants" I look over at her and her face is like blood red and I'm like " wait what" she says with an ever redder face " take off your pants and kiss me "I then proceeded to give the biggest WHAT THE HECK look ever and walk out of the door slowly she later came and apologized and said she didn't know what she was thinking so I brushed it off and wee cool now Edit : defiantly the most uncomfortable and weird experience of my life
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I overheard this from a grill. "I want some tentacles inside me so badly" WHAT THE -blam!-
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3 RepliesCan you piss in my mouth?
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3 RepliesEdited by SpaghettiMonster: 10/5/2015 7:10:32 PMSomeone called me cute once
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1 ReplyThe girl I like trips and I help her pick her stuff up then her boyfriend comes over... I nearly crapped myself.
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1 ReplyOne time this one chick said to me "AAAHHHH WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?!?!" I was just having a bad hair day. Yeesh.
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"Are you mute?"
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8 Repliesnot weird but.. anyone else hear "why are you so quiet?" a lot? [spoiler]thank god high school is over[/spoiler]
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Edited by Damptowelman: 10/21/2015 2:54:35 AMAfter having a nice conversation with a 7/8, as she leaves she tells me, "Man I'm so glad I have a gay friend now"
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5 RepliesSummer Day 83: Still no female contact, it's been almost three months since the last sighting.
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4 Replies[quote]you have way too many lamborghinis tai![/quote] I dumped her right away!
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8 RepliesEdited by Link Stark: 10/16/2015 12:19:02 AMGirl: Halo is boring. Call of duty is better[spoiler]tried my best not to attack her[/spoiler] Edit: only reason why I didn't attack her was because I liked her.
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12 RepliesSucks to be you then. Penis size can be correlated to height. While some statistical anomalies do occur. The standard is, the taller you are, the larger your penis is.
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4 RepliesOMG UR U1453863
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Hello
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2 RepliesRandomly is class she whispers in my ear, "play with me."
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6 RepliesWas eating lunch at college and a girl came up sat next to me and whispered in my ear "I haven't been done in the butt in a while, could you help me with that?" She was ugly too :(
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10 RepliesThis wasn't a girl but it's still hilarious. I was a counselor at a camp in a group of 9 year olds. One of them came up to me one day... Kid: Do you have a girlfriend? Me: No Kid: Are you a nerd? Me: Yep. Kid: That's why. (Walks away) This kid was NINE!
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I hiding in a corner in my school playing this song and some girl came up to me and whispered "I like your style"
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So I was making up an old math test and taking it in the school office in a closed room. There were two other girls to my right studying (its a very small room). So I kinda hear their conversation and they were talking about dicks, and I just went back to my math quiz. But then one tapped my shoulder and asked "does circumcision make your penis shorter?" And in my mind I was like "wtf did you just ask?" But I just said "no, it stays the same length, why?" she replys "hmm, ok are you circumcised? Can I see if you are?" By this point I was like ummmm, what, I didn't know what to do. So I just said "I'm good, I don't just show my dick to people, sorry" and I immediately left the room and had to turn in my unfinished quiz. So i got like a 60% on the quiz, damn.
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Oh me and a couple friend were going to go out to a resturaunt that opens seasonally. An one of the girls said " who joining in on this threesome with mike?" It got super quiet because it was in the middle of class, even the tescher paused for a moment. So i said " i pretend i didnt here that, we r going out. To have fun" and she kept trying to bait me. Saying " oh threesomes dont sound fun to u", worst part she was serious. Only guy going was me, with four other girls, two admitted to liking me in the past and the other two said i was -blam!-able, if it wasnt for me having a very "close" friend they would have tried something. We all ended up getting drunk piled on top of each other in the bathtub sharing the toilet. It was senior year, we werent allowed to have any regrets.
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Edited by Zarya: 10/21/2015 12:41:06 AM[b] [/b]
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I asked one of my closest friends out to homecoming a few weeks ago, and she friend-zoned me. We're still good friends, but this happened the other day and it was weird... She has a book, "what would you do?", which asks simple questions and you all say what you would do, as if you were on the actual TV show. One of the situations she described was "you feel that you are falling in love with your best friend". Besides the two of us, there was two other people there. I just stood there with my face reddening immediately. She apologized later on because she said she didn't even realize how awkward it was for me.
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1 Reply"ru fagit?" Which is totally weird to say to me cos I'm such an alpha, understand?
