What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick.
I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story.
[spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]
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This still gets bumped. [spoiler]bump[/spoiler]
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I was making out with a girl from my class, we had been friends for years. Our shirts came off, hands in each other's pants, and she says "so this is what it's like being with a guy my age" ...something along those lines - indicating that she was normally with someone much older [i]or[/i] younger. Shudder. I said I had to pee and didn't come back to the room.
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I tried asking a girl out. She rejected me, but said out of everyone who asked her out, I did it the best. It's something. :|
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"Woah!! Its like a turtleneck!"
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Edited by Bharat Sahota: 7/14/2015 12:59:09 PMMy colleague: "When your balls sweat for a while, do they ever get itchy? My vajayjay does." There's way more where that came from. I could start a whole post with the stuff she asks me.
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So I was working in a group for jeopardy in my 10th grade honors history and an 8/10 girl I like said I could sit on her lap if I couldn't find a seat. Laughed at her on outside, walked away like 😱
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Edited by Crewchief0206: 11/6/2015 7:58:58 AM1) "I want you to cum on the back of my knee." 2) "if I baked you cookies would you pee on me?" 3) "I swear if you give me the last few bites of your taco I'll let you -blam!- me in the a s s
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Can we try bondage?
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"F*ck me, right here, right now. In my ass." -in the middle of a hallway crowded with people
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So I was walking down the hallway and a girl ran up to me, called me Kevin, punched me and ran away[spoiler]my name isn't Kevin[/spoiler]
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Probably "I wish I wasn't a virgin"
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Do you drink coffee?
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[quote]how do you convert feet to kilograms?[/quote] I threw up a bit in my mouth.
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Edited by FlAgtWash: 11/6/2015 11:36:25 AMSo I'm visiting my cousins and in Ohio and I'm walking down the street with them and a girl walks up to me and says "Hey there cuty ." Than winked at me and walked away.
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weirdest thing ive ever told a dude was that the god of war shader is the color of my period blood
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Walks up to me and says "are you circumcised?" *insert wtf face here"
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I'm calling the police. It was so random I was just hanging out in her closet...
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Having sex with this girl then she said vomit down my throat while pushing her fingers down my throat lets just say I never finished...
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She told me this story about [b]the game[/b]
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My ballz are itchy
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* "You are smart but very horrible."
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"Awesyum!!"
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"What's your view on lesbians?" "Usually in HD"
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there's a sale on canned pineapple at shop rite
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Edited by Spyro: 7/15/2015 7:35:52 AMA girl once asked me for a hug back in middle school. I was puzzled at first, but I just went right ahead and did it. When I felt those breast, that soft body, and warm arms around me, I knew I was making history. I then climbed mountains, crossed deserts, and sailed seas to get to Houston, where I must deliver this information to NASA. I arrive a their headquarters and get stopped by a a pair of guards holding assault rifles. I tell them of what happen and they both look at each other. They than look back at me and tell me to follow them. I'm taken inside this secret laboratory filled with guys in hazmat suits and alien bodies. The guards tell the hazmat suit guys about my experience and the guards then come over to me and bring me to another section of the laboratory filled with doctors. The hazmat suit guys tell the doctors of what I went through. The doctors then put me on a table and conduct experiments on me, looking for traces of the female creature. After hours of experiments, forensic scans, and x-rays, I'm set free. The very next day, faster than light travel is developed. Coincidence? I think not!