[quote]Mississippians visiting the Federal Courthouse in Jackson this morning were met with something they likely weren’t expecting. For you see, today Rev. Edward James decided he would stand across the street from the courthouse with his trusty steed, Charlotte, dressed in a wedding gown to protest marriage equality. Rev. Ed held a sign that reads, “Do you take this horse to be your unnatural wedded spouse to have and to hold? This might even be possible if the banned [SIC] on same-sex marriage is lifted.” No confirmation yet as to where Charlotte said yes to the dress, but sources close to the blushing mare say she was recently seen at a Dress Barn. (See what I did there?) Unfortunately, Rev. James isn’t the first person to suggest that allowing committed and loving gay and lesbian couples to marry will open the door to people marrying animals. Nay nay. (Neigh neigh?) Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association said, “The DOMA ruling has now made the normalization of polygamy, pedophilia, incest and bestiality inevitable. Matter of time,” Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) once asked, “Or why not, you know, somebody has a love for an animal or-? There is no clear place to draw a line once you eliminate the traditional marriage.” Rick Santorum told the Associated Press, “In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever, to my knowledge, included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing.” And Virginia’s Republican nominee for Lt. Governor E.W. Jackson warned the crowd during a sermon that if they don’t stop “Adam and Steve” it is going to “soon be Adam and a bull.”[/quote] lol