As in [i]right now[/i]...
That is your permanent weapon in Crota's End raid from now on. Have fun!
[b]Edit:[/b] 1000 replies? Now that's pretty nice! Keep em' coming!
[b]Edit 2:[/b] 2000 replies? Brilliant! Though, I still find it apparent that a lot of you are supposedly right next to toilet paper...
[b]Edit 3:[/b] 3000 replies! Bloody hell...
[b]Edit 4:[/b] Hellooo! 4000 replies! <3
[b]Edit 5:[/b] Yay! 5000 replies. I love you all! <3
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Flip flop
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Lol chewing gum
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A blanket
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A car door
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I have a wall....
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Well , if a guardian need help I have a smoothie with me , maybe it can be usefull for support. or maybe not ...
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Can crota be killed by a cup holder?
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Cheese! Finally, I see this post while I have something good next to me. [spoiler]dont worry guys, I got this.[/spoiler]
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Toilet roll [spoiler]At least it will help my team... [i]wipe[/i][/spoiler]
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A 370 Remington, atleast I stand a chance
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Lamp... At least the darkness won't weigh me down...
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A roll of paper towels
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Da fuq? How do I use a wall?
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Pics of baby me?! Really... am i going to kill crota with cuteness overload?
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Yet again, my pillow...
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Gatorade squeeze bottle. Hopefully I can melt Wizards/Witches like in the Wizard of Oz!
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A cat. I win.
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Astro a40 box, you've got to be kidding
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A plastic bag! Who needs ghorn.
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A couch. I'll kill him while he sleeps on its comfortable surface ^-^
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Shit, you're saying I'll have to kill crota with a god damn ocean!?
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Big striped dildo? Awesome.
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Half a packet of Jaffa cakes!😂
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3 cans of Redman chew, 4 pocket knives, my Xbox headset and a baseball cap. Here's how this plays out - assuming Crota has never dipped I'll offer him a pinch, while he's spinning around looking for somewhere to hurl I'll turn my hat around backwards channeling Sly Stalone in "over the top". Proceed to wrap the headset cord around his neck, then shank him with the knives.
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A dictionary