Okay, so every night, if I stay up till 2 in the morning, my mind will do the strangest shit. Like, the walls, ceiling, floor, everything will start looking like black and red aged/twisted wood. I'll walk downstairs into my living room like I'm drunk, before sitting on the chair. And across from me, there's this tall as hell being made of shadows wearing a tophat and monocle, made out of the same wood. We will stare at each other for God knows how long till he lunged at me, with like, twenty pairs of steel teeth, and his mouth is sort of like an Elite from Halo.