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Edited by Philimanjaro105:
12/11/2014 12:16:58 AM
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This is an accident waiting to happen
This needs to be brought up with the Tower authority... Or whatever governing body we have...
Eris' ship is an extreme liability. Not only is it floating extremely close to the tower, but it's tethered to a flimsy railing with one rope. On top of that, that moron didn't even bother to TIE the rope. She just loosely wrapped it a couple of times. I mean, I know her eyes are bleeding a black ooze and all- but that's no excuse for a tragic accident waiting to happen.
She can park her effing ship in the hanger like the rest of us. Better yet, take that ship away from her. It's great that she made it back to Earth and all- but she should NOT be flying an interplanetary alien spacecraft with a blindfold on. That's just reckless.
What if she slams into some poor level 5 trying to venture out on a patrol- only to cut short his adventure to Become Legend with a fiery shrapnel explosion that will undoubtedly rain down on the residents living in their shanties below the tower?
Edit 1: This isn't a simple matter of following the rules. This is a serious matter of safety. We live in a tower a mile above ground level. Wind is not uncommon at this altitude. A gentle breeze could waft that ship right into the wall. You know what happens when a fusion-powered interplanetary jump ship bumps something? Imagine a Ford Pinto with a super-atomic core.
That's right- we'll essentially supernova the Tower and turn Earth's last remaining hope into a quantum singularity. We'll be the laughing stock of the Solar System.
Edit 2: Apparently ropes are called "lines" when applied to ships (thanks, xS4INTx). How was I supposed to know? I'm a stone-cold alien killer and parking enforcement officer, not a sailor.
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Haha. I've just been wondering when exactly during all the time she was trapped with the hive that she was able to trick out her ship with those awesome green lights.
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Emergency Session of the Council.
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I want to know how long she is staying. She doesn't have a stall with her wares on, not even a little table or boxes like Xur. She has nowhere to sit... I mean come on, she must need to take the weight off her feet at some point.
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I'm sure there is a stupid grimoire that explains everything
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There is a possibility she is a double agent, I mean, look at her. She has been altered, the ship could be there waiting for Eris to be activated, then BOOM !!! The Light Fail's and Darkness prevails. It is all just a conspiracy for sure, just you wait. Beware the gift's she send's, it is the Greek's baring gift's again. Beware...
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Dang It phil
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Edit 2 made me -blam!-ing lol
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Bump for giggles
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This is hilarious! Well put ^.^
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The internet. You haz won it!
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Blaming WOMAN drivers
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Since ghosts are space license. I don't know how she hasn't gotten a ticket yet.
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1 ReplyHow about taking that robot who sweeps one spot all day, every day and turn him into valet
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This put me in such a great mood.
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Well done Sir! Thanks for the sincere laugh :)
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The NPC's haven't acknowledged her presence yet... She must only exists in the minds of Guardians... You're crazy...
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1 Reply1.) Where the -blam!- are the laws of gravity? 2.) Doesn't even appear to be hovering AT ALL
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32 RepliesThe real question is , Who let her out the kitchen!!???
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That was Crotas plan all along
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4 RepliesLet us not forget about that one puddle of water leading into the area with the Speaker. That puddle is a major slipping hazard. I mean... there are kids that could slip there and bust their heads open. The head of Robot Maintenance will be hearing from me about this one. It's a total outrage!
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1 ReplyYou also forgot she's supposed to be a -blam!-ing SPY for Ikora Rey and she's just hanging out where the whole city can see her. Hidden my ass.
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1 ReplyBlind or not, sex with her was GREAT last night!
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I think of her ship is more like a horse. The line to the railing is more of mental chain it doesn't actually have the ability to stop the ship.
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Best -blaming post I've read on these forms ever.
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Brilliant!!!! Crying!
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Oh this was pure -blam!-ing gold.
