as the name says! i call it: swordy 1. Swordy (2) 2. Glowing toothpick 3. Plasma rapeing machine 4. The Big Blue Bastard 5. Kitchen Knife 6. The Bullseye 7. Sword buddy 8. Sword (29) 9. Excaliber of the 25th century (3) 10. Chuck norri´s finger 11. Energy sword (22) 12. Saber 13. odliD, spell it backwards 14. A stick 15. The blam 16. Noob stick(6) 17. The sword (17) 18. Nubular weapon 19. The butter knife(5) 20. The shiv 21. My shank(2) 22. The n00b KnIfe 23: Ugly blue stick 24: The blue stick that i ram into peoples asses because its funny 25: The shiny blue thingy that hurst u badly 26: Lightsaber 27: Poormans Shotgun 28: Blade(2) 29: Svärd(sword in swedish)(6) 30: The big sharp thing i stab people with it 31: The Meat Beater 32: THe BLadE 33: A pain in the @ss weapon thats not to be picked up for the life of me 34: Wierd fork 35: Oh -blam!- run or the glowstick for noobs 36: Sword Of Energy 37: Miekka (sword on finnish)(2) 38: Da glow stick 39: The Shank 40: G@y 41: A gift from the Gods (Bungie) 42: My Roflknife (8) 43: The big, blue salami 44: The ``S´´ word (2) 45: The non MLG noob-stick 46: The rectum enlarger. 47: Plasma sword (6) 48: Cyber sword 49: Butterknife of hell 50: The Bulltrue 51: A key that when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death(2) 52: The nub stick 53: R@pe stick 54: The Chibber(2) 55: The pig sticker 56: The blue pokey(2) 57: The dual blue shaft 58: The Showartd Pronounce it like Sha War Teh deh 59: The ``shoot me´´ sign 60: Ninja weapon 61: The electric ninjay eel of death!!!!!!! 62: Better than grav hammer but less than shotgun 63: The crappy shotgun 64: The useable hammer 65: The sharpened churro 66: Katana(3) 67: The noob stick 68: Swordie 69: Slicey 70: Broken blue lightsaber!!! 71: Blind man's cane. 72: Billy club 73: Wife beater 74: Prison yard shank 75: Glowing tool of Rapage 76: The Shiney 77: Big blue long stick 78: T3h stick O' Deathz 79: My little Pwny 80: F**kin' sword!' 81: POS 82: The Stabber 93: THE IRON CHEF 84: Wrenuld IRON CHEF'D Noob 85: Stick arena 86: Wren 87: I got the sword holy **** 'blam' assinated gozy2 88: ZE SHOOP DA WOOP 89: Big blue bum busting beaster 90: Chuck norris(3) 91: Justice 92: Blue F.ag. 93: 70 broken blue ligthsaber 94: The skill stick 95: Getting assassinated from any angle with a 20 foot lunge 96: The Anti SOB Stick 97: Holy -blam!- a------ah crap I'm dead 98: The SHANK 99: The "Hey you son of a -blam!-" stick 100: That sword guy got hes over there get his Blam 101: The ROFLNIEF!!(3) 102: Sværd (sword in Danish) 103: Poptart Cutter 104: A choppy thing 105: Guy 1: Here is a magical sword. It kills people when you stick it in them. Guy 2: What?! That's not magic! Guy 1: Okay fine! Here is your stupid laser! Guy 2: Yay! 106: The "Headshot in a hand weapon"(2) 107: John Benet Ramzey 108: Blue light of doom 109: MY Big pointy thing 110: Energy -blam!- 111: The D i c k OF DOOM! 112: GOD DAMN MOTHER -blam!- SWORD!!!!! 113: Type 1 Energy Weapon 114: Bungie 115: Mah supir swo3rd of deeth 116: The paper raper 117: Plasma shank 118: The glowy slashy thingy 119: Knife 120: Big Shiny thing that goes sleic sliec sliec 121: The Pickle fork 122: ROFLSword, it goes shing shing shing! 123: The Weapon That Was Rejected From All Others As It Couldnt Fire... 124: Roflmaopiu stick of lolzors 125: ZOMG HE HAZ THE SWORD RUNZ!!!!!!(2) 126: The hog 127: My -blam!- 128: The blue passion sword or the death sword 129: The blade 130: The Jewish Butter Knife 131: Glowing blade of punishment 132: The oh -blam!- i hope i this guy in front of me doesn't look at his radar 133: Chuck noris's toenail 134: Tha cutz 135: A pretty darn good weapon 136: The sword which has energy 137: Saint light of victory 138: Ice pick 139: Tom 140: Ze Slicer 141: A big beam of energy 142: GET THE SAINT LIGHT OF GLORY 143: Stabby sue 144: A shiny di**o 145: A beam from below the belt 146: A glowing -blam!- slap on a stick 147: Shward(2) 148: Double penetration 149: Death scissors 150: The fork (2) 151: Old stabby 152: The lunge lariat 153: Halo 2´s wrath 154: Vlad the impaler 155: Phallic justice 156: Enerugi kiri 157: The Wrong Side of a Pi$$ed off Elite 158: Uncle Jonathan's corncob pipe 159: The laser sword(translated from norweigan) 160: Joe 161: Martha 162: ROFLSOERD SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC (2) 163: En-o-gee srod 164: Really overpowered 165: The ROFL-Stick 166: The Destructive Finger 167: E.Toll 168: Energi swa 169: Banana of doom 170: Anti-Son of a B**** stick 171: Campcalibur Omega 172: Gory Yapyap 173: Gory Dabdab 174: The spoon 175: Evil 176: The noob wacker 177: The amazing stick 178: HAXORZ 179: The unhosting weapon of Chuck Norris's fingers 180: The n00b Shredder 181: The de-nippler 182: The slicer and dicer 183: The shiny slicing triangle of doom 184: The swordinator 185: Steak knife 186: Gordy 187: Fisherman 188: Jo Mamma 189: Jew saber 190: The racist 191: My Wabbajack stick 192: Blue shiny Norris 193: Mister swordy 194: Sword sword sword 195: The Shiny Stick that Sparkles blue that unlocks a time portal of doom when you poke 196: The Sword w/ Energy It Is (lol yoda) 197: Beam Sword 198: The painful poker 199: My pimp stick 200: N-R-G-Sword 201: Swordfishy 202: ROFLCHOPPER 203: Newb spear 204: oh -blam!-im screwed-blam!-! 205: Stik of Death 206: R_a_p_e stick 207: caber sword 208: Sword of slaughter 209: The emo cutter 210: Annoying little brother who is a one hit kill thing that I hate grrrr.... 211: Swodiekins 212: Isaac Clarke's dream christmas present 213: Plain old "knife" 214: Knife, in swedish kniv! 215: The big blue -blam!- 216: Roflcopter blade 217: Shishka 218: The energy dildo 219: Elite's friend 220: Master Sword 221: LightSaber rip off 222: Stick of raping 223: The Shanker of the People Who Do Not Pay Off their Debt To the Mob And Have Hits out on them 224: Recon blade 225: Roflcopter 226: FLY-SWATTER 227: That thing with two pointy things on the end 228: The thing that goes shhhiihhsss 229: La espada energia spanish 230: The Double-bladed-one-hit-stab-then-bag-n-smack-his-dumb-dead-ass type weapon. 231: Butter knife 1,000,000,000 232: Warglaive of Skillinoth 233: The Beast 234: The Fang 235: Saber 236: Plasma sword 237: The son of a b**** stick 238: Scissors 239: The Cut 'em up!-er by Crackbone 240: Lift camping device 241: The glowy stick of pwn 242: The Carrot Cutter 243: The rofl slicer of glowing doom 244: The shank 245: Sword of Alkatar 246: Sword...offff dooooommmmm 247: My friend and me 248: Sparkyyy 249: Shag alot 250: The 2 edged love maker 250: My pecious 251: Waffle Blade 252: Tar Blue Sharp Thing 253: Shiny pointed thing 254: Double A sword (runs on batteries) 255: Your Mother 256: DA NOOBINATOR 257: The magnet sword 258: Bltch stick 259: 260: 261: 262: 263: 264: 265: 266: 267: 268: 269: 270: [Edited on 12.23.2008 3:16 AM PST]