So 2 years ago, some jerk at my school was pantsed by this other sort-of-jerk during the end of PE that day. He got pantsed underwear and all. But I was looking from behind as I thought "Why is a guy wearing a thong?" but then I looked down and saw underwear/boxers and I was all like "Wat?" And he was pantsed so that all girls in the class could see his pen15, and they giggled, actually come to think of it they laughed and pointed. But he was a jerk so it was okay. But what if I get pantsed? Any tips on how to prevent getting pantsed without changing what I wear on a daily basis?
Edit 1: I'm not asking you guys what clothing I should wear. I'm asking for tips that would work with any clothes, or lack there of.
Edit 2: I don't care to spin my pen15 around if that happens.
Edit 3: I realized because I'm not a jerk I'm not getting pantsed. But keep up the ideas!
Edit 4: Belts don't look good on teens in causal attire.
P.S. Please excuse any misspellings. My dyslexia has been crazy for the past couple days.
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#Offtopic
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Stop being a nerd /thread
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1 ReplyDuct tape. Duct tape is the solution to life's problems. Broken car? Fixed. Shoes? Done. Wallet? Done. Backpack? Done. Bandage? Done. Belt? Done. Hammock? Done. The list goes on...
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Simple Don't wear pants
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Belts Get jeans and a nice or funny belt to go with it take our advice or shut up :) luv uuuuuuu
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2 RepliesBefore someone is about to pants you, assume the fetal position. Wear a second pear of pants underneath your pants. Hide your pants in your locker so they're harder to find. Have a spare pair of pants in case someone doesn't have any and is just trying to steal yours. Be older than 12. Sacrifice potential pantsers to your gods. Do something heroic so people respect you too much to pants you.
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Glue your pants on.
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5 RepliesRepeat after me. "It ain't the size of the boat but how you captain it." *also make pelvic thrust to girls whilst saying this*
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Don't wear pants, I myself just wear socks and sneakers to school.
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Tell everyone you're gay and if they pants you they are a f a g
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Time to whip out the chastity belt.
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[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX7iZRB-TTU]Relevant.[/url]
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3 RepliesWear nothing... Or wear everything A belt works with anything.
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Double sided tape my friend, double sided tape
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You won't get pantsed ever again, but your likelihood of swirlies begins to approach infinity.
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1 ReplyJust wear a fake beard down there, and when you get pantsed everyone will just see this giant bush, nothing else.
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2 RepliesIf no one posted with "belt"... I'll choke myself.
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Simple: wear a belt.
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Wear a belt
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>Say you are a woman in a man's body >You're being sexually assaulted >Lawsuit them into oblivion >ggnorelegalsystem
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Wear suspender, doc martin boot with red shoelaces, shave your head clean, levi's jean, i can assure you wont gey pantsed ever again
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Staple your pants to your waist.
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Suspenders
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Overalls m8
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Wear a belt
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Easy, start acting a bit crazy. Twitch every now and then. Start a rumour that you killed someone when they tried to embarrass you. Lift weights. Get a tear drop tattoo. Join a gang. Start selling drugs for the gang. Start taking the drugs too. Leave school because you are too high. [spoiler]easy fix[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesLol shut up nerd! No one wants to help you out HAHAHAHAHA! *Pants OP*