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12/5/2014 2:57:57 AM
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Guys how can I get a gf I can't talk to girls in real life or online I am going to be by myself forever
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-blam!- her in the ear works like a charm I got 9 kids
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Edited by ApexInsanity7: 12/6/2014 8:09:53 AMSpeak to her: be flirty but don't overdo it,no girl only wants to flirt all the time and [b]most importantly be yourself,unless you can be batman then always be batman![/b]
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Chloroform.
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Okay there are a number of ways man. Hit the dating sites! Okcupid is one. Just be yourself, be funny too! Women Love a guy with a sense of humor, compliment them on something like there eyes and talk to them a little bit everyday. Form a bond. The whole thing works in real life too. Just go up to a woman and ask if they would like to go out for coffee on sunday or to dinner on friday. Use an excuse to go such as if shes in the same class and you missed a day you could ask if she'd fill you in on what you missed over coffee. If they say no don't fret, its very flattering for a guy to ask for a casual thing like that without making it ackward :) they'll appreciate the fact that you asked too because some women believe in gentlemen.
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3 RepliesShow them your sniper montages. Works for me every time.
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U gotta walk up to her with ur zipper down and ur balls hanging out. The u gotta look her in the eyes and say..... Aye gurl, want som fuk ?
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Toast/envelope is the only way.
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Well, plant lots of wild flowers for them to feed on, rotting vegetation where they can nest, maybe coat yourself in honey ... Shit, no, that's bees. Sorry. *faint screams off-camera*
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2 RepliesYou could become gay, that's always an option
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#1. Dont beleive anything you hear here.
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MENTORS WE NEED YOU.[spoiler]or recon he's always got good answers for these [/spoiler]
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Where are the Mentors when you need them?
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1: don't be a good friend (you'll get friendzoned) 2: talk to a girl 3 lol gl
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Edited by JROS7 II: 12/6/2014 7:38:48 AMUse the [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/14007448/0/0/1]Toast/Envelope Method[/url]. Works every time
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1: be funny. Girls love a funny guy. They'll be gushing for you if you can make them give a real laugh. 2: Faq hurr reyet in teh poosay 3: don't ask the flood. [b]it's a terrible idea[/b]
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Maybe you need a wing man? At a local event.
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Stop touching yourself at night
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start working out
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I got friend zoned by my first GF.....it was really sad for me.... I'm in the process of trying to get another.
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1. Grow some balls. 2. Show them to her.
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This guy just posted a fake pick, lol.
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3 RepliesRun at them with a boner downloadinggirlfriend.jpeg *sips tea*
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Edited by An Aids quilt: 12/5/2014 8:14:35 AMI'm sorry your -blam!-ed I have a lab coat you can trust me
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Hire an escort
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Just be yourself good sir. And stop thinking so negatively
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5 RepliesWhats that boy...you say you want this dick?
