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12/5/2014 1:43:25 AM
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Let's start a fun thread: Destiny-related Chuck Norris jokes. I'll start:
"Chuck Norris kills Minotaurs with precision damage."
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Guys post in official chuck norris thread now. Will be easier for all of us to get our daily dose of lols.
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Chuck Norris put the "End" In Crota's End
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Chuck didn't play Destiny, Destiny played Chuck.
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There is one Guardian, when he lands at the entrance of the Vault of Glass, the Spire immediately forms, the Templar is marked by the oracles and negates himself, the Gorgons gaze at each other and erase each other from existence, and Aethron succumbs to the oracles and is forever lost in the dark corners of time. All this happens before the Guardian finishes materializing. That Guardian is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason that wizard left the moon
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The hive sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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Prior to release the exotic upgrade for gjallahorn was not wolf pack rounds but Chuck Norris rounds. Unfortunately they one shot everything including Atheon so bungie decided to nerf them to wolf pack rounds. True story.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to reset his exotics they are automatically the highest atk and def
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Chuck Norris does not have a chin under his beard. Instead it is The Last Word. Because when he stops talking, it really is The Last Word until he decides to talk again.
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I've received multiple requests for an official forum topic. Here it is! http://www.bungie.net/en-AU/Forum/Post/82596425/0/0
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The reason why the Templar begins to attempt to teleport when you push him off is because he knows what's down in the dark below.... [spoiler]chuck[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris only gets legendaries from blue engrams and exotics from purples because the cyptarch is afraid of what will happen if he doesn't! Boom!
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When Chuck Norris's beard clippings land on Mars, we know it as Relic Iron
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When the nightfall dies it gets sent to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris accidentally pissed on a cockroach once. That cockroach is now known as Crota.
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The servers once tried to give Chuck Norris a Dodo error. This is why the dodo is now extinct.
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Edited by Posterization: 12/5/2014 9:18:27 PMThe Traveler isn't floating. Chuck Norris kicked it, and it has yet to land. Oracles succumb to Chuck Norris. The Atheon's Epilogue description claims Atheon's story isn't over. Chuck Norris begs to differ. The Hive lives underground because Chuck Norris lives on the surface.
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I love your last joke!
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Once Chuck Norris got to the first part of the raid, the templar started defending confluxses.
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Chuck Norris is op and needs nerf !
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Chuck Norris can equip all exotics at once
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Prolly already done but... Chuck Norris has never seen a chatterwhite. RNG-esus is too afraid to give him one.
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When Chuck Norris is near the Vex teleport away from him
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled atheon for four hours Then he realized he was masturbating
