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12/5/2014 1:43:25 AM
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Let's start a fun thread: Destiny-related Chuck Norris jokes. I'll start:
"Chuck Norris kills Minotaurs with precision damage."
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Chuck Norris isn't even that good, Bruce Lee would wreck his arse
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But Bruce Lee doesn't have his own jokes! (And he's dead.) You in an annoying voice: ya that's because Bruce Lee isn't a joke. Me: face palming myself epically.
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Legend has it Chuck Norris makes an appearance in expansion 2, but it's a playstation exclu... You have been returned to orbit due to network error, is the problem persists visit bungie.net/help and search error-code: Chuck Norris.
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LOL Bungie Weekly Update: Chuck Norris has been buffed Also we buffed Vex Mythoclast because too many people were bitching about it and we couldn't take it
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Best one
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Chuck Norris picks his teeth with sword of Crota
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Chuck Norris sneezed one day, ending the Golden Age. :P
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Chuck Norris got the Heart of praxis fire from xur
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gj distract-ers! quick, come up with more chuck norris nonsense in the midst of a majority of gamers trying to get through to bungie with whats important to fix, add or FIX holy crap this game needs so much attention lol but ya! quickly now, come up with more asinine chuck norris bs to distract from potentially making this game SO. MUCH. BETTER.
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#feedback section. Now shut the f*ck up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need your b.s. or this thread, this thread needs Chuck Norris. :) +20 Forum Shards -[i]Do you Raid to 3?[/i]
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You don't get good gears from cryptach because it drops on Chuck Noris's loot table
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Chuck Norris was a guardian once, then he was born and the legend continues!
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Edited by BSFM StarWolf: 12/6/2014 4:05:57 AMChuck Norris's fists are so powerful his enemies are consumed with darkness
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Bungie made Chuck Norris a playable character in a Destiny demo once. A single punch has forever broken the code.
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Darkness zones are really just times when Chuck Norris is near.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need the cheese to push Atheon off.
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Chuck norris peed arc damage. 14 million years later those ice caps are melting.
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How long did it take chuck norris to do the raid on hard? 1 minute. 50 seconds of loading, 2 seconds of ass kicking, 8 seconds of dancing.
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Dont forget the five minutes of waiting and cutscenes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one!!
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Chuck Norris peed arc damage in the toilet and clogged it
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[quote]Let's start a fun thread: Destiny-related Chuck Norris jokes. I'll start: "Chuck Norris kills Minotaurs with precision damage."[/quote] Chuck norris got to level infinity, twice. Raids do chuck norris difficulty. I was selecting levels and saw, normal, hard, hard, impossible then chuck norris. Atheon has a chuck norris poster in his vault.
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Chuck Norris uses a David tank in the Valus Ta'Aurc strike.
