Here's an idea? Let's give everyone at bungie a promotion but reset their pay scale to entry level. That sounds fun right Deej? You just need a good recommendation from your supervisor who only comes into the office once a week and only reviews employees at random and then you can start to work on your raises again. Simple.
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Roughly around when Activision came in and Staten left.
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HAHAHHAHAH THIS
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Quick! Quick! Someone get some water because DeeJ just got BURNED!!!
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Genius
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I'm sorry to shoot you down sir, but based on the quality of the game and subsequent patches, I don't believe Bungie actually pays their employees at all. :)
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Bahahaha
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Salty yet satisfying
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Great analogy
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Perfect!!
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*drops the mic and walks away*
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Beer, Vodka, WHATEVER THIS MAN WANTS!!!!! That was PERFECT!
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How will ps4 exclusive exotics be upgraded in the expac? Will Xur carry the upgrade item for hawk moon for example? Or is it locked out of the expansion basically?[
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Great metaphor. You forgot to add that they have to invest $20 first to gain access to better computers that will start out needing to be built and need an OS written
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Hahahaha
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Edited by Th3R4w: 12/4/2014 10:14:12 PMActually, the original post haves 283 likes x 407 likes to this reply. Does bungie needs a better feedback than this?
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While we are at it lets remove all of their computers also.
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I read this yesterday. It is still funny.
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Edited by cusman: 12/4/2014 9:09:43 PMI think you forgot the most import detail. The promotion will be worth + $23 per week for each employee, but only after they get back up from Entry Level all the way up to their current salary and then kill one of their fellow employees to get their Exotic Shard.