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DeeJ is o_______________o

You heard me, DeeJ is o_______________o's alt. Yes, I have studied and done my research, and I am concluding that the user DeeJ is actually the user o_______________o's alternative account.

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  • You guys have it all wrong. Yes, DeeJ and longface are the same, but what else has a longface? A horse. If you go down the evolutionary line, the horse and goat meet up, but in order for a goat to type, it had to have hands, goatman. But at the point horse and goat meet up, there is Andrewsarchus, the largest land mammal carnivore. However, in an episode of Walking with Beasts, you see Andrewsarchus walking down a beach. What else is in the ocean? You guessed it, the City if Rapture. What does Rapture and Andrewsarchus have in common? Andrew Ryan, which means that Andrew Ryan is the founder of ATLAS Corperation, he planned his own death. Fontaine was a clone, not useful. He wanted Fontaine to kill you. Fontaine sounds like French fountain, were does the water go? Back to the ocean, and Trilobites lived in the ocean, which sounds like terabyte, so Fontaine is nothing but a fancy programmable fountain. Back to goatman, goatman asked for a trip to Rosario, Argintina, but is sent to Yokai Academy. Goatman is related to a horse, which is longface, who drank out of a Fontaine 1.3 million years later, and gets ATLAS programmed into him. Longface is also DeeJ, which means one thing only.... DeeJ is ATLAS Incorperated.

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