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11/26/2014 12:24:04 AM
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A hot girl at the beach asks you to put lotion on her back
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Bleeeee help then Bleeeee go swim
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Tell her she should get out of the sun if she's so hot. Thank you, thanks. I'm dahuterschuter, I'll be here until I stop having spare time to waste on crappy dev forums.
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>_> <_< ;)
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1 ReplyPuts the lotion on her skin then carve it off and wear it as a skin suit.
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6 RepliesEdited by Arisu: 11/26/2014 4:49:37 AMid put lotion on her back.[spoiler]but not the lotion she gave me( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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I would use my special lotion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 RepliesAYYY GRIILLL WHANT SUM FUK?!?!
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3 RepliesFck her right in the pussay.
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Put the lotion on my dick, and rub dick on her back, spreading lotion all on her back.
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Buffalo Bill that bitch
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1 ReplyI'd do it and ask her what kind of shampoo she uses to treat her hair because I'm jealous of it. I also let on that I'm gay, so becomes super trusting and treats me like another girl.
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3 RepliesPut lotion on hands Put hands on dįck Masterbayt Pre ejaculate Put new organic "lotion" on back Run away crying
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Assist her by gently applying the lotion to her back in a very sensual manner.
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1 ReplyYou answer the question politely and perform the chosen action. [spoiler]-blam!- you for opening my spoiler expecting something to be spoiled[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI wouldn't be at the beach to begin with.
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inb4 it gets the hose again
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I help her, like any other rational human would do
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Edited by Cultmeister: 11/27/2014 8:56:59 AMOops I dropped the bottle in the sand oh well looks like you'll get a sandy back now. *proceeds to rub sandy cream into her back so hard it scrapes her skin off*
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Be surprised and shocked that a girl talked to me and then proceed to put the lotion on her back
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Put her lotion on her back [spoiler]ain't a pervert, gotta be honest[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAsk what clas she gon pleh. If she says hunter, leave
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[b]drop lotion bottle in ocean[/b] Time to improvise
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I do as she asks.
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Say your a hot grill I'll burn my hands, then run away
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Put lotion on her back and ask if she saw my halo montage video on YouTube
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4 Replies[quote]What do you do?[/quote] I would ask her if she would want to see my downstairs mixup
