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4/16/2008 3:31:00 PM
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Why, Bungie, why??? Now with the best responses!

Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout. First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z28 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF? And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously. And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan. And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a ninja with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something. But anyway, there's no window in the gymnasium. Maybe its so the ball doesn't fly out into the ocean or whatever but could you please put it back. Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks. [b]Here are the best responses to this thread[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XanaduDestroysU Go play Halo 2 if you miss lockout.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cusejuice22 congratulations dude u have problems[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] qod1337 I dont understant what your saying, you jump from R2D2 to C3PO W.T.F?Also whats a g-unit???? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo Creed When did Halo turn into Star Wars? The gun with a really powerful binocular is called a [b]Sniper Rifle[/b] and whats a g-unit? I never knew 50-cent was an equipment in halo.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leatherface Ace that has got to be the longest and most geyest forum post on this whole website. thank you for single handedly defying the limits of human stupidity while at the same time letting us all know you dont like girls.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baconsambj69 It's on an oil rig idiot, you expect there to be a big floaty beam on a oil rig? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sovietkitty 101 Dude, are you like, stupid on purpose? If you are your good at it[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SPONDULICKS omg are u 5? u dont know enything about the maps do u? and if u care this much about the map pple would think that u actually know the back ground to the maps *sigh*[/quote] [b]And finally...[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Carbine Guy132 Yeah you're most definitely. a moron. Equipment is there because this is HALO 3, not HALO 2, learn to adapt. If you want to make the arrangement like you want it, FORGE it. Secondly, you're mad because you can't camp with the shotgun? Seriously get a different gun, a different tactic, and try to shoot someone with it. You'll get better at Halo. And secondly, I believe LOCKOUT was a FORERUNNER structure, and now BLACKOUT is a HUMAN structure, therefor humans don't have beams of light that lift you up, they have fans. And how the hell is that even relevant? [/quote] [b]Late additions...[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McSpizzy Fist, you people start complaining about not having lockout on Halo 3. Now, you're complaining about how much it sucks. It's not actually that bad. If you think you could do better, work for Bungie![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXSACUIXx Play the game and except it for what it is. If Bungie would have kept it the same which you most likely want you would still be here complaining about how they didn't change anything.[/quote] [Edited on 04.17.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baconsambj69 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeaverNTN And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan. [/quote] It's on an oil rig idiot, you expect there to be a big floaty beam on a oil rig? [/quote] Ummm... yeah.

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  • Even the little details deserve a wall of text, apparently. Joking, joking. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeaverNTN And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan. [/quote] Lockout was Forerunner. Blackout is Covenant. Edit: Forgot my BBCode. [/roflcopter] [Edited on 04.16.2008 12:49 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeaverNTN And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan. [/quote] It's on an oil rig idiot, you expect there to be a big floaty beam on a oil rig?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ponkapoag In all seriousness, though. What cracks me up about people lamenting the fact that some jumps have been eliminated is that, for every jump that has been made impossible, there are 3 new ones on the map. It's called adaptability people! I loved Lockout like nobody's business. I would have been happy to have it back as a carbon copy. I'm even happier with what we got. I don't care if that makes me dumb, or just plain bad at the game, or a fanboy, or whatever. It's true. But, while we are talking about the map - what is up with the basketball net!? [/quote] I love everything about Blackout. It's awesome. I don't overly care for the human theme, though. It's harder to spot enemies. But other than that, (and that's not even a real complaint) it's so awesome. I can't believe people are complaining.

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  • Thanks for this post! I needed it after reading the rest of the forum posts the last two days.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D lights out P haha. it's even more amusing that people think you're serious. [/quote] Almost. This thread is so saved. Please let Frankie see this so he can get a kick out of it. *reminisces on DigitalPh33r's debut on news page*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. People on the internet are stupid these days.[/quote] He was being sarcastic. Just like with the Arby 'n' the Chief video. People freaked out like, "Omg, he made a mistake! A chance for me to jump down his throat and look cool and have meaning to my life! ZOMG!"

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  • well spotted dude

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  • awesome thread

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    You are officially in my sig.....

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  • OPs post is funny as hell even better... all the dumbasses that think hes actually complaining xD

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  • Thanks... your compliments are appreciated.

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  • That has to be one of the greatest post on the forums in a long time, thanks for killing me with laughter

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  • love it...........

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  • Can people seriously not comprehend that this is a -blam!- ing joke? I swear, I lose at least five IQ points every time I visit this forum. Back to the OP though. I love that first line. R2D2 to C3PO, lol. That's how I feel about the people who are complaining also.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RaDekk7 Well done! I started to shake my head while reading this; but then (near the end, forgive my idiocy) I realized that this post, is as ingenious as the actual complainers are stupid. Well done, sir. Well done.[/quote] Great post man! I am sick and tired of all of the posts saying that bungie sucks. They could have simply not made Halo 3 and left u hanging after halo 2, not knowing what hapend to the chief

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Izae [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Obi Wan Stevobi Very good, but that thing that shoots in three round bursts look a lot more like a G36 than an M16.[/quote] Actually, I think it looks like a Famas. With a scope on the top. Or binoculars on the top.[/quote] Nah, more like an overcooked hot dog with blue ketchup IMO...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XanaduDestroysU Go play Halo 2 if you miss lockout.[/quote] You sir, are an idiot. Nice one to the OP, that made me laugh.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Obi Wan Stevobi Very good, but that thing that shoots in three round bursts look a lot more like a G36 than an M16.[/quote] Actually, I think it looks like a Famas. With a scope on the top. Or binoculars on the top.

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  • Personally, I can't keep the R1 drop port with the long silver shiny thing straight from the Z400 drop port with the overpowered sand blaster thingy. Great post though, and pity the morons who don't get it.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Odin12345 Hilarious. It took me a second, then WD40 brought it all home. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeaverNTN Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout. First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z06 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF? And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously. And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan. And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a ninja with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something. But anyway, there's no window in the gymnasium. Maybe its so the ball doesn't fly out into the ocean or whatever but could you please put it back. Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks. [/quote]QFT[/quote] It's a joke, silly!

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  • Hilarious. It took me a second, then WD40 brought it all home. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeaverNTN Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout. First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z06 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF? And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously. And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan. And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a ninja with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something. But anyway, there's no window in the gymnasium. Maybe its so the ball doesn't fly out into the ocean or whatever but could you please put it back. Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks. [/quote]QFT

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Monty Xander [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. [b][u][i]People on the internet are stupid these days.[/b][/u][/i][/quote] Thank you for giving us an example![/quote] hahahahahahaha. So true.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Cold [b]Cry moar plz.[/b] The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot. [b][u][i]People on the internet are stupid these days.[/b][/u][/i][/quote] Thank you for giving us an example!

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  • hahaha this is priceless. READ THE POST PEOPLE, HES NOT COMPLAINING.

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  • I love it when people post something smart and funny and people don't get it. These are my favorite threads.

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