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Because the dance was freaking amazing and she had backed out on me. I danced with a friend's sister instead.
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How do you know that catching fireflies wasn't amazing?
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I initially did stay with her, but after 30 minutes of lameness...
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You stuck it in her pooper and made it not lame?
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