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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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2 RepliesEdited by UberKills612: 11/15/2014 7:53:29 PMYo momma so fat, if she was Atheon, she'd fall off both sides of the edge. Yo momma so dirty she calls her vagina the Dark Below Yo momma so fat Valus Ta'arc is her ex Yo momma so ugly when she wakes up, Dinklebot says "We've woken the hive!" Yo momma so old Crota stole her virginity Yo momma so fat she used the sword of Crota as a butterknife Yo momma so fat her player ship is 2 fallen Ketches taped together Yo momma so old the Vex call her Grandma Yo momma so fat, when she dies in the crucible, you get a multi kill Yo momma so ugly Shriekers stay silent near her Yo momma so ugly she never dies when she's playing because bullets run from her Yo momma so dumb she said nerf public education Yo momma so dumb, she scrapped her raid boots to max her rares Yo momma so fat not even the traveler could raise her spirits Yo momma so short Titans knee her and get head shots Yo momma so fat when the warsat hits her, it bounces off I'm done for now. Adding more tomorrow. Yo momma so ugly wherever she spawns is a darkness zone Yo momma so fat she sat on a Gorgon and turned it into a relic Yo momma so fat, the Psion Flayers are holding her in orbit, waiting for the order to drop her
