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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
English
#Destiny
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Yo mama so fat, when the fallen saw her they thought they discovered a new plant and and tried to invade. Yo mama so fat, when a guardian saw her they thought she was a new ship Yo mama so ugly, Aksor the priest went back to jail just so he wouldn't have to face her yo mama so ugly, the Thrall run away from her instead of running at her Yo mama so broke, the Gunsmith banned her from his store for trying to give him glitter instead of glimmer Yo mama so broke and fat, she got her first strange coin today and used it at the vending machine cuz she wanted some Cheetos
