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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
English
#Destiny
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1) Yo momma so fat, every class, including the hunters, became the hunted. 2) Yo momma so fat, Gjallarhorn's wolf pack rounds made her tickle. 3) Yo momma so ugly, it's the reason why the speaker always has his helmet on (even in the tower!) 4) Yo momma so slutty, she gave Kaz Hirai a BJ to have Hawkmoon/Monte Carlo a PS exclusive for a year. 5) Yo momma so stupid, she went out to orbit every time she died in the vault of glass, thinking it was nightfall. 6) Yo momma so dumb, she bought a book on "Loot Caves For Dummies" 7) Yo momma so stupid, she always calls The Last Word, The Last of Us. 8) Yo momma so fat, Atheon took grenades to the knee while using all his powers to teleport her. 9) Yo momma is so stupid, she dismantled Icebreaker because she said it was broken for not being able to reload. 10) Yo momma is so stupid she created three Titans, because she likes the look of the Hunters.
