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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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Edited by Dovahkrunk: 11/11/2014 10:17:22 PMYo mama so dirty that the Hive banned her for sanitation reasons Yo mama so dirty she got more clap than the imaginary audience at the end of Destiny's story Yo mama so dirty I told her to do the robot and now Xander 99-40 has AIDS Yo mama breath so foul every time she talks the Reef evacuates Yo mama so dirty Guardians want to use her bathwater as black shaders Yo mama so dirty I asked her where the Devil's Lair is. She spread her legs and said 'you're looking at it' Yo mama so fat she sat on a Glass Minuet and turned it into an uncommon Sparrow Yo mama so fat that when she twerked she turned into a wrecking ball, and made Hellmouth Yo mama so fat she blocked the signal from the Shrine of Oryx Yo mama so fat she sat on a piece of glimmer and made it a blu-ray DVD
