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11/11/2014 7:14:30 PM
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Sex in the eyes of a man.

"Awww girl Tonight we are going to make love. You know how I know? Because it's Wednesday, and Wednesday is usually the night that we make love. Monday is my night to cook, Tuesday we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday, we make sweet weekly love. It's when everything is just right. There's nothing good on tv. You haven't had your afterwork social sports team practice so you're not too tired. Ooohhh, it's all on. You lean in and whisper something sexy in my ear like 'I might go to bed now I've got work in the morning,' I know what you're trying to say girl. You're trying to say awwwyisss. It's business time. It's business time. [i]Its business, it's business time![/i] (I know what you're trying to say, you're trying to say it's time for business. It's business time, ooo!) [i]Its business, it's business time![/i] (Awww argh aww yeahhh!) Then we're in the bathroom, brushing our teeth. That's all part of the foreplay. I love foreplay. *ashuhka shuhka ashuhka shuhka ashuhka shikow-wow-wow* Then you sort out the recycling. That isn't part of the foreplay process but it is still very important. Next thing you know we're in the bedroom. You're wearing that ugly old baggy tee shirt you got from your work several years ago. Mmm, you know the one baby...with the curry stain. Ohhhwahhhhhh! I remove my clothes, very very clumsily. Tripping sensuously over my pants. Now I am naked, except for just my socks. And you when I'm down to just my socks, what time it is. [i]Its business, it's business time![/i] (You know when I'm down to my socks, it's time for business that's why they're called business socks oooo!) It's business, it's business time! (Oooohooo arghhhh ooh yeah, yeahhhh!) Makin' love Makin' love for Makin' love for two Makin' love for twooo minutes When it's with me girl you only need two minutes, because I'm so intense. You whisper something sexy like 'is that it?' I know what you're trying to say girl. You're trying to say awww yeahhhh that's it! And then you tell me that you want some more. Well uh, I'm not surprised. [b]But I'm quite sleepy.[/b] Mmmm! [i]Its business, it's business time![/i] (Business hours are over, babbbyyyyyy!) [i]its business, it's business time![/i] (Arrrghhhh ooo oh yeahhh yeahhhh!)

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