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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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4 RepliesEdited by Meliha: 11/11/2014 5:33:20 PMYo mama is SO dumb. That when they told her to push back the darkness... [spoiler]She tried to tackle her own shadow.[/spoiler] Yo mama is SO FAT... [spoiler]That Master Rahool is feeding her all our engrams like skittles.[/spoiler] Yo mama IS SO DAMN UGLY... [spoiler]That Kabr could have won against the Vex, took one look, and was like "Damn can you unmake that?" [b]THE VEX SAID YES AND SO HERE WE ARE[/b][/spoiler] YO MAMA SO FAT... [spoiler]That it didn't rain on Mars, that bitch was just sweatin'.[/spoiler] Yo mama so dumb she popped Ward of Dawn and missed.
