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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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4 RepliesEdited by Konata gaming: 11/11/2014 5:35:28 AMYo mama so ugly Aksor decided to stay in his Cell. Yo mama so ugly even Hive Seeders won't seed her. Yo mama so ugly she is Dead Orbit's main motive for leaving Earth. Yo mama so fat she eats Engrams like Skittles. Yo mama so fat she uses the Flaming Iron Banner behind Lord Saladin as a plate. Yo mama so dumb she tried to use Universal Remote to change TV channels. Yo mama so fat she needs an Imperial Land Tank to move. Yo mama so fat she can't even fit in the Twilight Gap. Yo mama so fat she uses Hellmouth as a toilet. Yo mama so fat she can sit on the Left, Mid, and Right sync plates all at once. Yo mama so MLG she goes Unbroken with Bad Juju. I'm proud of these. Edit: slight grammar fix
