Please add this feature. #Deej
Edit: Thanks for all the hilarious comments. Keep'em comin.
Edit #2: Wow didnt realize this was highest rated. Thanks everyone! Hopefully Bungie puts some kinda mini game or bitch slap animation for us :)
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Literally laughed out loud when i read your thread haha very good sir
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Edited by LovelessNone: 11/11/2014 11:14:44 PMI say make it a minigame: You are transported to an empty tower and it is just you and the cryptarch. A timer counts down and bam! The cryptarch takes off running, you have to chase him down and melee him. The more damage you do the more engrams he drops while running for his life. The more coins you pay the more time you get in the round and the higher your chance of getting legendary engrams. Make it a once a week thing like the weekly event. I decided to expand on this idea: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/78169191
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I would punch him just for being a Jew
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With all the stolen legendaries and exotics on he would slaughter us! His yellow healthbar and triple coloured shield is as long as his dick. It goes from one side of the screen to the other.
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I pushed him off the tower. The dropped the Traveller on him.
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I have got a total of 5 legendary engrams from him. He's level 43
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I abhor violence. I would rather throw him over the rail down to the city. Give him a little misadventure when he insults me with his weak engrams, or if he does a lousy job of decoding the ones I give him.
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How about punch him every time he offers nothing but white engrams. Seriously, Bungie? Surely your data shows that NOBODY buys these things!
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He rips you off already and you wanna pay him coins to punch him??? Yeah sure...
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Should do the same for Vanguard Quartermaster. I don't level up that shit just to get a mote of light and a shard.
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Bump for one time thing
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I still enjoy the Easter egg they put in at the original loot cave
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I think of this EVERYTIME I hand them in!
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Pre patch .. you give him purple engram and he gives you a blue "oh thats a nice one!"
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Im for it! [spoiler]Meanwhile the Cryptarch decodes a purple engram into a toaster.[/spoiler]
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How about 5 punches for 1 coin. Or I would pants him. Lol
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[quote]Please add this feature. #Deej[/quote] Yes. If I get a heavy or chest legendary engram and don't get Gjallerhorn, Thunderlord, the Armamentium, or Heart of Praxic Fire, I'll punch him. In fact, -blam!- punching him. I'll rip his head off for all my strange coins.
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I want to be able to flip him the finger. I got a legendary engram from the Daily Heroic and gave it to my Warlock, but the douche of a Cryptarch turned it into ascendant Materials >:(. Not cool Rahool, not -blam!-ing cool.
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Cryptard is an ass, but I'm after [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/77974192/0/0]Hideo[/url] now. I'd pay every last spacebuck and coin I have, even go into debt with Pizza the Hut, to get that smug bastard out in the open.
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I'm so for this lol
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Wouldn't even bother to waste my strange coins on the nice guy, c'mon I barely decode and I got a legendary from a rare again today :D
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I'd ran him with my ship then throw him into the Sun
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For 5 strange coins you're thrown into a boxing match with the Cryptarch. Lol, watch, we'll all get owned by a 50 year old a$$hole.
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How much to field goal the coconuts?