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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
English
#Destiny
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your mama so dumb she still tryin to glitch atheon off the cliff with a hunter class.
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your mama so fat the planets orbit her instead of the sun
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To momma so fat her sparrow needs wheels
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your mama so dumb she got thorn stuck
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Yo mama so fat she needs two boosters for her sparrow from xur
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Yo mama so ugly that i could tell you..
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To mama SOOOO UGLY that when she did rumble, everyone died!!!
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Yo mama so fat, when the fallen saw her they thought they discovered a new plant and and tried to invade. Yo mama so fat, when a guardian saw her they thought she was a new ship Yo mama so ugly, Aksor the priest went back to jail just so he wouldn't have to face her yo mama so ugly, the Thrall run away from her instead of running at her Yo mama so broke, the Gunsmith banned her from his store for trying to give him glitter instead of glimmer Yo mama so broke and fat, she got her first strange coin today and used it at the vending machine cuz she wanted some Cheetos
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Yo momma so fat even atheon can't teleport her.
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Yo moma so fat when she uses her striker super on pvp everyone gets killed
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Yo momma so dumb, she thinks solar burn is when you're in the sun too long.
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2 RepliesYour mamas so ugly when she strolled into the black garden she gave it a heart attack.
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Yo mama so fat, not even the Gorgons can erase her existence
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Yo mama so ugly that the Cryptarch makes [b]her[/b] send engrams via postmaster. Yo mama such a beast that The hive set Phogoth the Untamed free and chained her up instead.
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1 ReplyTo momma so ugly she's uses the sword of crota as a toothpick
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1 ReplyYour mamas so fat even Phogoth is rethinking his diet.
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Hahaha
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Yo mama so fat she caused destiny's server's to crash
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Yo mama so fat that she painted herself white and became the new traveler
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Yo momma so fat she covers seritors in cheese and calls them cheese balls
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Edited by Cool dude123450: 11/13/2014 1:59:15 AMYo momma so ugly when she looked at the vault of glass it cracked
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Yo momma so ugly she's the reason everyone is quitting destiny
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To mamma so stupid she doesn't know how to reload the ice breaker
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You mama so fat that when I killed her, I got credit for my Phogoth bounty.
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1 ReplyEdited by l Ellz l: 11/11/2014 1:24:03 PMYo moma's so fat that when she takes a shit, the vex end up worshipping it as their god. Yo moma's so dumb, she spent 3 days reading the Mythocast's Description. Yo moma's so ugly that when she farts, golden ages collapse on themselves.
