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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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I dont have time to tell you why your momma is so fat.
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Yo momma so ugly, the traveller stays dormant.
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Yo momma so fat when the guardians landed on her belly, they named it Ishtar sink.
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Yo momma so fat, the only vault of glass she knows of is the fridge.
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1 Replyyo momma so dumb she missed with fist of havoc
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I don't even have time to explain how stupid yo mamma is.....
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Yo momma is so fat she takes the cheese out of atheon
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Yo mama so fat Phogoth went from being untamed, to tamed.
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat, she saw an engram and said, "oh look, a tic tac!"
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Yo mama so fat she walked into the tower and said "where's the drive through".
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You mamá can't keep a man she's lost more than the times your gaurdian gets an error code
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2 RepliesYo momma's vagina is so big...it does void damage.
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Yo mamma so fat she thinks the cabal are family.
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Yo mamma so dumb even the cryptarch can't help her. Yo mamma so dumb only she could use the vex mythoclast as a special weapon.
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1 ReplyEdited by Templar: 11/12/2014 8:53:15 PMYo mama so ugly, the wizard went back to the moon.
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly Phogoth was tamed before he saw her.
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Yo momma so fat her ship is the Traveler
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Your mommas so fat.... She has a better story than destiny.
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Your mother is so fat, she turned the tower into the plaza.
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3 RepliesYo mama so fat my rockets detonate in the chamber.
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Edited by Red Paper Duck: 11/11/2014 9:20:29 AMYour mama is so fat that Pogoth hates running her strike cause damn is she a bullet sponge... You mama so fat that the cable couldn't blow her ass up. You mama so fat that it would take the vex years to turn her into a machine. You mama so fat that people mistake her belly button for a new loot cave. You mama so ugly that the gorgons wipe themselves from existence. You mama so ugly that Pogroth ran away screaming. You mama so dumb she don't know how to auto reload when her magazine is empty. You mama so dumb her Gjallahorn misses every time. Edit: you mama so fat it takes six titans using extra hight to roll her ass over.
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your mama so dumb she thinks pve means preventing violent extremism
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Yo mamma's so fat you gotta push her with solar grenades.
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1 ReplyTo momma so ugly when she went to the summoning pits she came out with a job application
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Yo mama so ugly they chained her ass up and built a strike around her.
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your mama so dumb she still tryin to glitch atheon off the cliff with a hunter class.
