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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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Yo mama so fat, she needs to be nerfed.
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4 RepliesYo momma so fat, she licked the TV because she thought the traveler was a jawbreaker!
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Your mama so ugly the gorgons just let her threw the maze!
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Edited by Classified: 11/16/2014 1:23:09 AMYo mama so fat, when she jumps in crucible, she uses Fist of Havoc Or Yo mama so ugly, she makes Atheons supplicants explode just by looking at her
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Yo mama's so fat that it takes the vex 3 light years to teleport around her!
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Edited by Andy the acolyte: 11/16/2014 12:53:47 AMYou mamma so fat she wanted to go to the moon because she thought it was made out of cheese and honey.
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yo mama so ugly she makes templar negate itself
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Yo momma so fat even a fallen captain couldnt dreg her around. See the play on words lol
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat she doesn't play the vault of glass she plays the vault of ass [spoiler]idk if this has been said before[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat when she fell over they called it the collapse!
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Edited by stompsabout: 11/15/2014 7:36:22 AMYo mama is so fat that she filled up Destiny's plot hole. Yo mamma is so fat that when she entered the vault of glass, Atheon fell off the edge because there was no more room. Yo mamma is so ugly, Gorgons die when she looks at them. Yo mamma is so dumb she tried to wrap her dinner in Praetorian Foil. Yo mamma's breath is so stanky, she breathed on a wizard and took it's shield down.
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Yo mamma so dumb that on the Venus strike when it says STALK the servitors she actually crouches and follows them around
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your mama so dumb she thinks pvp means post-vasectomy pain
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Edited by Hizzon: 11/13/2014 3:57:44 PMYo mama so dumb she looks for public events when it gets dark outside. Yo mama so dumb she thought the traveler was going somewhere Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the traveler it left
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Yo mama so fat she been sittingin the bar downstairs on the tower for 2 months waiting for a waiter to bring her food
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Edited by AgentDv1: 11/13/2014 10:16:59 PMYo mama's so fat she triggers all 3 syncplates. Yo mama's so ugly even the truth won't seek her out.
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Edited by the last mage: 11/15/2014 7:14:56 AM1.Your mamma is so ugly she sends lord shaxx home crying 2.your mammas so fat when she walked into the raid room atheion was pushed off
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1 Replyyour mama so ugly even the speaker wont speak to her.
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This is amazing! Lol thanks for the laughs!
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2,3,4,15 are class. Good topic.👌
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly a ghost never claimed her
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1 Replyyour mama so fat she gives mars gravity
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To mama so fat she sat on "Valus Ta'aurc and he died
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2 RepliesEdited by Leone: 11/12/2014 1:17:45 PMYo mama so dumb she preordered the destiny dlc Yo mama so dumb she makes titans look clever
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I dont have time to tell you why your momma is so fat.
