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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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8 RepliesYo mama so fat her vagina does void damage.
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Yo mama so fat the Traveler's jealous
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Your mama is so ugly, even the thralls run away from her.
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought Thunderlord was a sex toy
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Yo momma so fat if she a fallen, she couldn't get back up!
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Yo mama so ugly, she thrives in the dark
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Yo mama so fat that when she got carried through vog they said it was impossible
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1 ReplyEdited by Tacobravo420: 11/16/2014 10:54:23 PMYo mama so stupid she went to go asked the queen if she was selling some reefer
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The forums are slowly becoming a better place. 😂
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Your mama so dumb she "phogoth" what day of the week it was.
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Edited by Angelina Sov: 11/16/2014 3:58:47 PM[spoiler]Yo mama so ugly, Atheon dies as soon as he spawns[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat, everything orbits her.
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Yo mama so fat The Traveler makes room when she arrives on Earth
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Haha. Ace!
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Yo mamma so fat the Guardians are never stretched Thin
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ye ma so fat she thought the rooster was a meal for 3
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1 Replyyer mama so dumb she retreats during a raid.
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That's hilarious
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ye ma is so ugly she has a phlanax sheild
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Edited by ll Pheature ll: 11/16/2014 11:00:01 AMyer mama so dumb she thinks destiny is somthing we cant control (shes kinda rite)
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Edited by ll Pheature ll: 11/16/2014 10:58:11 AMyo mama so fat she needs an astored belt for her jeans
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Hahaha! These are all actually really good yo momma jokes. Keep them up, y'all!
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Edited by TurnkeyCrown638: 11/16/2014 10:36:43 AMYo mama is so ugly, when she went online every server went offline and everyone disconnected.
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Your mama is so fat: when she is in the tower and guardians go to orbit they will orbit her
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Yo mamas so fat ...... Well......that's it
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Yo mama so fat, she needs to be nerfed.
