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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesEdited by Nemesis: 11/16/2014 2:52:33 PMYour mamas so fat when in the tower Shax says "Haha, you're crushing them!" [spoiler]Thanks for the likes guys[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so ugly i mistook her for Crota's End.
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Your momma is so fat, it took all 7 oracles to negate her. Badumtch.
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Yo mama so fat it takes the vex a week to teleport from one side of her to the other.
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Yo mama so fat, she's what we orbit around in the lobby screen.
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1 ReplyEdited by Yejmo: 11/16/2014 2:34:10 PMYo mam is so nasty Phogoth questions why he's the one chained up
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Yo mamas so fat when she jumped on the moon she created the Hellmouth. Yo mamas so ugly the cryptarch can't even identify her.
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Yo momma so fat when she gets in a pool she causes more splash damage than the nexus boss
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Yo mama is so ugly when a gorgon spotted her it erased itself from existence
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Yo momma so fat, the darkness is her shadow.
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Yo mamma is so fat that the Cabal finally feel thin.
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1 ReplyYour mamas so fat she washes her hands in Ishtar sink
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Yo mama so fat she's found another use for mida multi tool - a fork!
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Yo mamas so fat her armor takes up all 10 slots
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Yo mamas so fat she can't fit in the raids main door
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Yo mama so fat she farted and cause the collapse
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Yo momma so fat that the speaker mistook her for the Traveler
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yo mama so nasty the gate lord removed his own eye
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Yo momma so fat her shadow is the darkness
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1 ReplyI could tell you your momma so fat...
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Yo Mama is sooooo ugly that Phogoth dived head first into the hellmouth
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Yo momma so fat that when she walks she makes the screen shake more than Phogoth.
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Your momma is so fat, she has to visit an agent of the 9XL to spend her coins.
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Yo momma so fat she fell from her ship on the moon and created the hellmouth
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Yo mama is so fat the Darkness couldn't consume her
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8 RepliesYo mama so fat her vagina does void damage.
