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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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Edited by Gef509: 11/18/2014 9:35:40 AMYo mama so fat even the cabal didn't want her.
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Yo moma is such a scrub that she immediately kills herself at the start of a crucible match and ends up getting the hard light, god of war shader and a really cool class item. Now that's a scrub.
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2 RepliesActually it should be ... Yo momma so ugly seeker rounds run the other way.
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Yo momma so fat the entire radar lit up in all direction.
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Yo mama so fat that she's a hard raid for the fallen and hive.
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1 ReplyYo mama is so fat, the traveller once landed on her back and searched for the natives
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Yo mamma so fat, Atheon had to detain her and himself. Yo mamma so stupid, she gave the Cryptarch a legendary and got back a blue post patch. Yo mamma so ugly, the Vanguard called a strike on her, and no one even attempted it.
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Yo mama so ugly the children are even more frightened
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your mama so ugly she has to wear achlyophage symbiote to look normal
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Yo momma so fat and ugly she went to a Halloween costume contest as Phogoth and won.
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I was all last night decrypting you're mother turns out she's a common
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4 RepliesYour mama so fat, for Halloween she dressed up as Sepiks Prime.
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat, she's been stuck on the loading screen since launch day. Yo mama so ugly, both Sony and MS paid money to NOT have her on the platform. Yo mama so stupid, she tried to plug headphones into the Speaker. Yo mama so fat, she's willing to fight 5 waves of Vex while the little light orders Domino's.
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Yo mama so fat when rubick used spell steal he got diabetes Kappa [spoiler]wait this isn't dota[/spoiler]
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Yo momma so fat she fell in the Hellmouth and got stuck
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Yo momma so dumb, she got stuck in the black garden thinking it was the Olive Garden of the future. Yo momma so fat, the vex couldn't calculate her mass and started worshipping her as a god.
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Yo momma so skinny, when she picks up an engram she looks 6 months pregnant.
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Your mama is so fat she uses the Goliath Tank as a sparrow
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat Atheon needs to open the timestream for 10 minutes to get her through.
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1 ReplyYour mamas so ugly she's the reason the children don't need to be told stories to frighten them anymore.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she wakes the Hive they regret getting so drunk last night. Yo mama so fat, she rides an Ostrich, not a Sparrow Yo mama so fat, she sat on the World's Grave and broke the Beckenstein Limit.
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Yo mama's so fat that she plays hopscotch like this Mars, Venus, The Moon, Earth! Yo mama's so ugly the ghost wouldn't even bother to wake her! Yo mama is so hairy her nickname is now the "black garden!" Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles it looks like a bunch of exotic engrams!
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Yo mama so old, she predates the ruins on venus.. *drops microphone and walks off stage*
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Yo momma so fat she can cover all three sync plates
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3 RepliesEdited by Magikarp: 11/15/2014 12:06:12 PMYou momma's so fat that the battle of twilight gap was fought between her thighs.
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2 RepliesEdited by Nemesis: 11/16/2014 2:52:33 PMYour mamas so fat when in the tower Shax says "Haha, you're crushing them!" [spoiler]Thanks for the likes guys[/spoiler]
